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> [“Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/beauty-is-in-the-eyes-of-the-beer-holder/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baf/haresh-daswani-42346_beauty_beauty-is-in-the-eyes-of-the-beer-holder_785747.jpg)

## More by Haresh Daswani

> [“How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/how-to-get-in-trouble-43-i-was-once-caught-staring-at-a-woman-s/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/i-once-gave-my-friend-his-braille-book-to-him-upside-down-and-i-got-a/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/beauty-is-in-the-eyes-of-the-beer-holder/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/the-main-reason-they-don-t-use-seeing-eye-cats-is-because-you-will/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“you can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/you-can-tell-if-the-person-is-beautiful-inside-after-the-autopsy/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/i-have-a-friend-who-is-a-funny-cook-her-food-tastes-funny-and-smells/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/if-the-girl-of-my-dreams-want-a-man-with-a-hairless-chest-i-better/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/i-m-not-mean-i-just-give-people-a-good-reason-to-hate-me/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/the-best-way-to-look-five-years-younger-is-to-be-born-5-years-later/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

> [“I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's… Imaginary”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haresh-daswani/i-would-love-to-introduce-you-all-to-my-girlfriend-she-s-imaginary/)

[Haresh Daswani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haresh-daswani/)

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