--- title: "12 Eye Quotes By Eoin Colfer" description: "12 Eye quotes by Eoin Colfer. Plus more from Eoin Colfer and more Eye sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_how-was-your-eh-trip-artemis-felt-the-st_426560.png" --- > [...How was your... eh... trip?” Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “Um, eventful...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/how-was-your-eh-trip-artemis-felt-the-sting-of-tears-in-his-own-eyes/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_how-was-your-eh-trip-artemis-felt-the-st_426560.png) > [Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/meg-and-belch-only-had-eyes-for-each-other-not-in-the-usual-romantic/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/35f/eoin-colfer-736_eye_meg-and-belch-only-had-eyes-for-each-oth_1419452.png) > [ Will you miss him Holly?” he asked suddenly. \[...\] “No,” she said. “I will not miss him.” But her eyes told the… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/will-you-miss-him-holly-he-asked-suddenly-no-she-said-i-will-not-miss/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/476/eoin-colfer-736_eye_will-you-miss-him-holly-he-asked-suddenl_3060974.png) > [Artemis turned and stared at his friend with the blue eyes. Holly was staring back, and she was smiling. “I remember,” she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/artemis-turned-and-stared-at-his-friend-with-the-blue-eyes-holly-was/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93c/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_artemis-turned-and-stared-at-his-friend_1653017.jpg) > [If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/if-elmore-leonard-met-jim-thompson-down-a-dark-alley-at-midnight-they/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b0/eoin-colfer-736_alleys_if-elmore-leonard-met-jim-thompson-down_71655.png) > [That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/that-s-what-i-thought-when-i-looked-that-human-in-the-face-i-figured/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66e/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_that-s-what-i-thought-when-i-looked-that_1777221.png) > [The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/the-craft-s-occupants-clutched-their-armrests-and-more-than-one-of/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f27/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_the-craft-s-occupants-clutched-their-arm_41184.jpg) > [Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/now-i-can-do-the-bolts-she-slurred-i-ve-been-trying-to-focus-enough/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca5/eoin-colfer-736_air_now-i-can-do-the-bolts-she-slurred-i-ve_2051658.jpg) > [Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. "Wait! Just wait," she called, overtaking Artemis and looking him in the eye…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-clambered-after-him-struggling-up-the-human-size-steps-wait/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d6/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_holly-clambered-after-him-struggling-up_1885949.png) > [Humans have a saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder", which basically means that if you think it's beautiful,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/humans-have-a-saying-that-beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder-which/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12c/eoin-colfer-736_beautiful_humans-have-a-saying-that-beauty-is-in-t_2536630.jpg) > [Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/most-craft-give-a-nod-however-brief-and-unfriendly-towards-beauty/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/eoin-colfer-736_aerodynamics_most-craft-give-a-nod-however-brief-and_419812.png) > [Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/not-me-said-orion-cheerily-i-m-just-a-teenager-with-hormones-running/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4b/eoin-colfer-736_alright_not-me-said-orion-cheerily-i-m-just-a-te_3102395.jpg) ## Other authors on Eye ## More by Eoin Colfer > [There’s always time for babbling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-s-always-time-for-babbling/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/and-i-will-not-be-beaten-by-that-jackass-jackass-said-foaly-wounded/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/thankfully-the-rest-of-the-world-assumed-that-the-irish-were-crazy-a/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/the-craft-s-occupants-clutched-their-armrests-and-more-than-one-of/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/tea-at-the-beach-no-time-for-luxuries-holly-there-is-important-work/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/wait-said-butler-just-wait-holly-artemis-has-a-plan-he-squinted/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-is-alive-thought-foaly-my-princess-lives-exulted-orion-and-we/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-better-educated-in-the-various/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/if-elmore-leonard-met-jim-thompson-down-a-dark-alley-at-midnight-they/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/sig-sauer-nine-millimetres-thirteen-in-the-magazine-big-bullets-one/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-feel-him-near-in-the-twist-of-me-guts-it-s-something-i-ve-always/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/onscreen-foaly-rubbed-his-eyelids-with-his-index-fingers-yeah-yeah/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/about-his-terrible-attempt-at-making-a-sandwich-it-s-more-difficult/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/play-along-the-wink-said-i-ll-get-you-out-of-this-at-least-artemis/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/it-s-now-or-never-thought-otto-now-now-thought-witmeyer-and-so-ram/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eye/eoin-colfer/#itemlist", "name": "12 Eye Quotes By Eoin Colfer", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "...How was your... eh... trip?” Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “Um, eventful...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/how-was-your-eh-trip-artemis-felt-the-sting-of-tears-in-his-own-eyes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_how-was-your-eh-trip-artemis-felt-the-st_426560.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_how-was-your-eh-trip-artemis-felt-the-st_426560.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_how-was-your-eh-trip-artemis-felt-the-st_426560.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“...How was your... eh... trip?” Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “Um, eventful...” — Eoin Colfer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. 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So, tell me the truth, do you have a plan?\" Artemis met his friend's gaze and lied to her face. \"No,\" he said. \"No plan.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-clambered-after-him-struggling-up-the-human-size-steps-wait/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d6/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_holly-clambered-after-him-struggling-up_1885949.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d6/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_holly-clambered-after-him-struggling-up_1885949.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d6/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_holly-clambered-after-him-struggling-up_1885949.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. \"Wait! Just wait,\" she called, overtaking…” — Eoin Colfer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Humans have a saying that \"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder\", which basically means that if you think it's beautiful, then it is beautiful. The elfin version of this saying was composed by the great poet B.O Selecta, who said \"Even the plainest of the plain shall deign to reign\", which critics have always thought was a bit rhymey. The dwarf version of this maxim is \"If it don't stink, marry it\", which is slightly less romantic, but the general gist is the same.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/humans-have-a-saying-that-beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder-which/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12c/eoin-colfer-736_beautiful_humans-have-a-saying-that-beauty-is-in-t_2536630.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12c/eoin-colfer-736_beautiful_humans-have-a-saying-that-beauty-is-in-t_2536630.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/12c/eoin-colfer-736_beautiful_humans-have-a-saying-that-beauty-is-in-t_2536630.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Humans have a saying that \"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder\", which basically means that if you think…” — Eoin Colfer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley They spat in the eye of beauty and bludgeoned their wait through the notions of aesthetics and aerodynamics. Vogon cruisers did not so much travel through space as defile it and toss it aside.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/most-craft-give-a-nod-however-brief-and-unfriendly-towards-beauty/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/eoin-colfer-736_aerodynamics_most-craft-give-a-nod-however-brief-and_419812.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/eoin-colfer-736_aerodynamics_most-craft-give-a-nod-however-brief-and_419812.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/eoin-colfer-736_aerodynamics_most-craft-give-a-nod-however-brief-and_419812.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. 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I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/not-me-said-orion-cheerily-i-m-just-a-teenager-with-hormones-running/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4b/eoin-colfer-736_alright_not-me-said-orion-cheerily-i-m-just-a-te_3102395.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4b/eoin-colfer-736_alright_not-me-said-orion-cheerily-i-m-just-a-te_3102395.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4b/eoin-colfer-736_alright_not-me-said-orion-cheerily-i-m-just-a-te_3102395.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Not me,\" said Orion cheerily. \"I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. 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