--- title: "5 Eye Fucking Quotes by 5 authors" description: "Browse 5 Eye Fucking quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Eye Fucking sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fe/patience-227_fucking_omg-my-eye-is-fucking-damnnn-o-159967_159967.jpg" --- > [Omg my eye is fucking damnnn o:](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/omg-my-eye-is-fucking-damnnn-o/) [Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fe/patience-227_fucking_omg-my-eye-is-fucking-damnnn-o-159967_159967.jpg) > [“You do realize that means you’re officially off the market.” I say, poking him in the hard stomach. The warm, wide palms…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/skyla-madi/you-do-realize-that-means-you-re-officially-off-the-market-i-say/) [Skyla Madi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/skyla-madi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6a/skyla-madi-11809_investing_you-do-realize-that-means-you-re-officia_960875.jpg) > [“Helllllll-o. Loook who’s back. He’s staring at you. Wait. No, he’s smoldering at you. No, that’s eye fucking. Jesus.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-anastasia/helllllll-o-loook-who-s-back-he-s-staring-at-you-wait-no-he-s/) [Debra Anastasia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debra-anastasia/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b7/debra-anastasia-319_quote_helllllll-o-loook-who-s-back-he-s-starin_1150751.jpg) > [“So I had this date last night,” Dane goes on, ignoring my order. “Do you remember that girl from Sigma Kappa Whatever?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penelope-douglas/so-i-had-this-date-last-night-dane-goes-on-ignoring-my-order-do-you/) [Penelope Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penelope-douglas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4d/penelope-douglas-2563_dane_so-i-had-this-date-last-night-dane-goes_1225308.jpg) > [“Sweetheart, there was so much eye fucking going on between the two of you, it was like an ophthalmologist's wet dream.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alison-g-bailey/sweetheart-there-was-so-much-eye-fucking-going-on-between-the-two-of/) [Alison G. Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alison-g-bailey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ec/alison-g-bailey-7613_dream_sweetheart-there-was-so-much-eye-fucking_2597929.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eye-fucking/#itemlist", "name": "Eye Fucking Quotes", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Omg my eye is fucking damnnn o:", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Patience" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/omg-my-eye-is-fucking-damnnn-o/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fe/patience-227_fucking_omg-my-eye-is-fucking-damnnn-o-159967_159967.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fe/patience-227_fucking_omg-my-eye-is-fucking-damnnn-o-159967_159967.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fe/patience-227_fucking_omg-my-eye-is-fucking-damnnn-o-159967_159967.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Omg my eye is fucking damnnn o:” — Patience", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You do realize that means you’re officially off the market.” I say, poking him in the hard stomach. The warm, wide palms of his hands cup my face and my breath hitches. “Baby, I’ve been off the market since the moments these cheeks turned the sexiest shade of pink.” Heat flares under my skin and I avert my gaze. “And when was that?” “When I caught you eye-fucking me.” I shove him and he lets go of my face. “I did not.” He laughs loudly and squeezes me against him. “You did. Admit it.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Skyla Madi" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/skyla-madi/you-do-realize-that-means-you-re-officially-off-the-market-i-say/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6a/skyla-madi-11809_investing_you-do-realize-that-means-you-re-officia_960875.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6a/skyla-madi-11809_investing_you-do-realize-that-means-you-re-officia_960875.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6a/skyla-madi-11809_investing_you-do-realize-that-means-you-re-officia_960875.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You do realize that means you’re officially off the market.” I say, poking him in the hard stomach. The…” — Skyla Madi", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Helllllll-o. Loook who’s back. 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I break out in a laugh at the song reference and pinch the bridge of my nose, tired but a fraction more relaxed, even if I’d never admit it to him. 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