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title: "6 Express Card Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Express Card quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Express Card sayings and thoughts."
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> [I did tell the census man I was white, and I'm telling you, I started getting offers for the black American Express…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-haddish/i-did-tell-the-census-man-i-was-white-and-i-m-telling-you-i-started/)

[Tiffany Haddish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-haddish/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/547/tiffany-haddish-12326_american_i-did-tell-the-census-man-i-was-white-an_1199180.jpg)

> [This medal (the National Book Award) together with my American Express card, will identify me worldwide ... except at Bloomingdale's.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-j-perelman/this-medal-the-national-book-award-together-with-my-american-express/)

[S. J. Perelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-j-perelman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f98/s-j-perelman-17797_american-express_this-medal-the-national-book-award-toget_2451212.png)

> [My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-michael-straczynski/my-house-looks-like-it-was-decorated-by-a-14-year-old-with-a-platinum/)

[J. Michael Straczynski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-michael-straczynski/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef5/j-michael-straczynski-2548_american_my-house-looks-like-it-was-decorated-by_2933604.jpg)

> [Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-pratt/perfect-sandwich-two-slices-of-white-bread-mustard-mayo-and-a/)

[Chris Pratt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-pratt/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c3/chris-pratt-7482_american-express_perfect-sandwich-two-slices-of-white-bre_2950350.png)

> [I use my American Express card whenever possible because I earn Air France points, which have taken me to America in business…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-drinkwater/i-use-my-american-express-card-whenever-possible-because-i-earn-air/)

[Carol Drinkwater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-drinkwater/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/642/carol-drinkwater-6858_america_i-use-my-american-express-card-whenever_3061526.jpg)

> [“What happens to a person's soul when he or she indulges in excessive, obscene--truly obscene--amounts of craven luxury? I didn't know the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-weiner/what-happens-to-a-person-s-soul-when-he-or-she-indulges-in-excessive/)

[Eric Weiner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-weiner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ce/eric-weiner-1843_american-express_what-happens-to-a-person-s-soul-when-he_3216456.png)

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