--- title: "4 Exes Quotes By Gena Showalter" description: "4 Exes quotes by Gena Showalter. Plus more from Gena Showalter and more Exes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png" --- > [Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1-you-re-wearing-that-2/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png) > [So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/so-have-you-ever-thought-about-dyeing-your-hair-punk-rocker-chick/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5f/gena-showalter-541_black_so-have-you-ever-thought-about-dyeing-yo_946968.jpg) > [Don't look now, but that's my ex over there." Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/don-t-look-now-but-that-s-my-ex-over-there-surely-i-m-not-the-only/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/896/gena-showalter-541_arms_don-t-look-now-but-that-s-my-ex-over-the_1661929.png) > [My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-have-invaded-his-body-and-are/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/gena-showalter-541_alive_my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-ha_3002714.png) ## Other authors on Exes - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) ## More by Gena Showalter > [“Justin took off in a run. Frosty and Bronx, too. It wasn’t long before Frosty was carrying Kat, Bronx was carrying Reeve and Justin…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/justin-took-off-in-a-run-frosty-and-bronx-too-it-wasn-t-long-before/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [You are such a chick.” I widened my eyes in mock surprise. “No way. Are you sure?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-are-such-a-chick-i-widened-my-eyes-in-mock-surprise-no-way-are/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/girl-he-wants-to-dip-you-in-frosted-flakes-and-have-you-for-breakfast/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [I'm not sure why we want each other," she grumbled. "Nor am I, but the fact remains that we do want each other." "Maybe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-m-not-sure-why-we-want-each-other-she-grumbled-nor-am-i-but-the/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“Are you gonna kill me?" the kid asked. Kid definitely didn't know who he was. There would be fawning. Wait. He looked that scary?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/are-you-gonna-kill-me-the-kid-asked-kid-definitely-didn-t-know-who-he/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [She stood, squared her shoulders. “We’ll do it. Together.” And then she did something that shocked them both. She rose on her tiptoes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/she-stood-squared-her-shoulders-we-ll-do-it-together-and-then-she-did/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [To you I belong.My heart beats only for you.No other will tempt me,from this day and beyond.To you I belong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/to-you-i-belong-my-heart-beats-only-for-you-no-other-will-tempt-me/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/i-m-not-trying-to-what-do-teenagers-say-nowadays-he-asked-my/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“For a moment, Strider almost forgot how pissed he was with Amun and Haidee as he savored the fact that he'd just cock-blocked the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/for-a-moment-strider-almost-forgot-how-pissed-he-was-with-amun-and/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?" "Again, human nature. Hoping for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/if-all-we-ve-got-to-look-forward-to-is-disloyalty-and-treachery-why/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“He grunted, then he howled. I guess vinaigrette burns. Ha! I controlled the urge to grin. I leaped atop the dark, glossy table surface—and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/he-grunted-then-he-howled-i-guess-vinaigrette-burns-ha-i-controlled/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a happily-ever-after.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/that-means-life-itself-is-a-fairy-tale-like-the-characters-we-all/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“That’s my cousin, dickwad,” Agent Jaxon Tremain said from Hector’s left. Had Whacky Jacky been next to Dallas, he would have drilled his knuckles…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/that-s-my-cousin-dickwad-agent-jaxon-tremain-said-from-hector-s-left/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“You are treating that thing as if it is a great treasure," he said. Well, yeah. Because it was. "You have something against cookies?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/you-are-treating-that-thing-as-if-it-is-a-great-treasure-he-said-well/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) > [“Me: I think we should have sex again. Royce: Bad idea. Me: Why? Royce: I want more from you than sex. Me: Goodbye, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/me-i-think-we-should-have-sex-again-royce-bad-idea-me-why-royce-i/) [Gena Showalter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gena-showalter/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/gena-showalter/#itemlist", "name": "4 Exes Quotes By Gena Showalter", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make… 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever… 9. You're going to order that? Seriously? 10. You're how old?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1-you-re-wearing-that-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and always avoid blondes.\" \"I've heard. And no.\" \"Too bad. Because you're making me rethink my stance about doing my friends' exes.\" i snorted, not even trying to hide my...incredulity? Surely I wasn't amused. \"Your making me rethink my stance on cold-blooded homicide", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/so-have-you-ever-thought-about-dyeing-your-hair-punk-rocker-chick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5f/gena-showalter-541_black_so-have-you-ever-thought-about-dyeing-yo_946968.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5f/gena-showalter-541_black_so-have-you-ever-thought-about-dyeing-yo_946968.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5f/gena-showalter-541_black_so-have-you-ever-thought-about-dyeing-yo_946968.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Don't look now, but that's my ex over there.\" Surely I'm not the only one who takes \"don't look now\" as \"there's no better time than now.\" I looked. \"Bad, Ali!\" Another slap to my arm. \"Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/don-t-look-now-but-that-s-my-ex-over-there-surely-i-m-not-the-only/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/896/gena-showalter-541_arms_don-t-look-now-but-that-s-my-ex-over-the_1661929.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/896/gena-showalter-541_arms_don-t-look-now-but-that-s-my-ex-over-the_1661929.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/896/gena-showalter-541_arms_don-t-look-now-but-that-s-my-ex-over-the_1661929.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Don't look now, but that's my ex over there.\" Surely I'm not the only one who takes \"don't look now\" as…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because He'd wanted to make up for the inadequacies of women.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gena Showalter" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gena-showalter/my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-have-invaded-his-body-and-are/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/gena-showalter-541_alive_my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-ha_3002714.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/gena-showalter-541_alive_my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-ha_3002714.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f63/gena-showalter-541_alive_my-ex-may-he-soon-discover-tiny-worms-ha_3002714.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God…” — Gena Showalter", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/gena-showalter/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/gena-showalter/", "name": "Exes Quotes by Gena Showalter", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/gena-showalter/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4af/gena-showalter-541_brother_ten-things-you-shouldn-t-say-on-a-date-1_197988.png" }, "description": "4 Exes quotes by Gena Showalter. Plus more from Gena Showalter and more Exes sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/gena-showalter/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/gena-showalter/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Exes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Gena Showalter", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/exes/gena-showalter/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```