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title: "12 Excuse Quotes By Rick Riordan"
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> [Genius does not excuse evil.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/genius-does-not-excuse-evil/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/yes-i-remember-my-sixteenth-vitellius-said-wonderful-omen-happily/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-tried-to-think-of-something-to-say-excuse-me-hello-marry-me/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Now the tattoos," Zia announced. "Brilliant!" I said. "On your tongue," she added. "Excuse me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/now-the-tattoos-zia-announced-brilliant-i-said-on-your-tongue-she/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/please-excuse-jason-from-eternal-damnation-he-has-had-amnesia/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Are you the cursed kid Nemesis mentioned?" Leo asked. "But you're a girl." "You're a girl," said the girl. "Excuse me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/are-you-the-cursed-kid-nemesis-mentioned-leo-asked-but-you-re-a-girl/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/schist-said-an-angry-voice-from-the-grass-hazel-raised-her-eyebrows/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-speak-horse-hazel-asked-speaking-to-horses-is-a-poseidon-thing/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [I got the feeling Poseidon really didn't know what to think of me. He didn't know whether he was happy to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-got-the-feeling-poseidon-really-didn-t-know-what-to-think-of-me-he/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/coach-hedge-grunted-like-he-was-pleased-to-have-an-excuse-he/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [What are these guys?" He whispered "Canadians," Percy said. Frank leaned away from him. "Excuse me?" "Uh, no offense," Percy said. "That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/what-are-these-guys-he-whispered-canadians-percy-said-frank-leaned/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [What are you?” She demanded. “My dad? Osiris? Are you even alive?” Dad looked at Anubis. “What did I tell you about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/what-are-you-she-demanded-my-dad-osiris-are-you-even-alive-dad-looked/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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## Other authors on Excuse

## More by Rick Riordan

> [“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-made-sense-and-i-felt-kind-of-stupid-i-d-been-hanging-around-dryads/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-awkward-moment-when-you-jump-out-a-window-because-your-friend/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-dear-hazel-aphrodite-folded-her-fan-such-optimism-yet-you-have/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kids-if-anything-are-harder-to-write-for-because-they-are-a-more/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-started-toward-the-entrance-seriously-how-could-he-not-he-stopped/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hercules-used-noise-brass-bells-he-scared-them-away-with-the-most/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-you-take-someone-s-hand-and-lead-them-to-valhalla-you-get-a/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-didn-t-look-as-good-as-piper-had-last-night-after-she-d-suddenly/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/there-s-my-baby-i-cried-quite-carried-away-there-s-my-poochiekins/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-plunked-the-cheese-wheel-in-front-of-me-cut-me-a-wedge-of-this-my/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-all-still-about-having-a-good-story-you-have-to-have-a-good/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-disobeyed-ra-s-wishes-and-so-he-ordered-my-onw-father-shu-hang-on-i/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wouldn-t-that-put-a-twist-in-your-toga/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

> [ \[Hazel\] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-hissed-in-frustration-i-hate-eidolons-i-thought-piper-made-them/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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