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title: "181 Excuse me Quotes by 136 authors"
description: "Browse 181 Excuse me quotes by 136 authors. Discover the best Excuse me sayings and thoughts."
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> [Pray excuse me. I cannot take it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jefferson-davis/pray-excuse-me-i-cannot-take-it/)

[Jefferson Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jefferson-davis/)

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> [Excuse me, scary people. (Alix)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/excuse-me-scary-people-alix/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Excuse me? I'm alive too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/excuse-me-i-m-alive-too/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Excuse me while I go bleach my face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-casey/excuse-me-while-i-go-bleach-my-face/)

[Elle Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-casey/)

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> [Excuse me if I have/some place in my mind/where I go time to time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-petty/excuse-me-if-i-have-some-place-in-my-mind-where-i-go-time-to-time/)

[Tom Petty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-petty/)

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> [Excuse me you're a hell of a guy You know I really got a thing for American guys](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicki-minaj/excuse-me-you-re-a-hell-of-a-guy-you-know-i-really-got-a-thing-for/)

[Nicki Minaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicki-minaj/)

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> [Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mulaney/excuse-me-i-am-homeless-i-am-gay-i-have-aids-i-m-new-in-town/)

[John Mulaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mulaney/)

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> [Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-behn/excuse-me-while-i-slip-into-something-more-comfortable/)

Harry Behn

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> [Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/patience-is-a-virtue-tee-excuse-me-pot-could-you-not-pick-on-the/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Olivia: You didn't even know I was there! Harry: Excuse me, yes I did.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-quinn/olivia-you-didn-t-even-know-i-was-there-harry-excuse-me-yes-i-did/)

[Julia Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-quinn/)

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> [Now if you’ll excuse me, Death waits for no man. Except me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/now-if-you-ll-excuse-me-death-waits-for-no-man-except-me/)

[Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/)

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> [I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-tried-to-think-of-something-to-say-excuse-me-hello-marry-me/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [I never defended myself. Not once. I never said, "Excuse me? What gives you the right to insult and demean me?" I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-anne-peters/i-never-defended-myself-not-once-i-never-said-excuse-me-what-gives/)

[Julie Anne Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-anne-peters/)

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> [You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-look-in-excellent-health-to-me-potter-so-you-will-excuse-me-if-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/i-don-t-speak-french-but-i-took-it-for-five-years-growing-up-so-if-i/)

[Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/)

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> [Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pseudonymous-bosch/cassandra-when-you-want-to-speak-to-me-you-should-say-excuse-me-mrs/)

[Pseudonymous Bosch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pseudonymous-bosch/)

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> [When the magistrate says 'That's not a good enough reason my man.' He said 'Excuse me, could I ask you? Have you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-holden/when-the-magistrate-says-that-s-not-a-good-enough-reason-my-man-he/)

[Anthony Holden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-holden/)

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> [Excuse me while I light my spliff, Good God I gotta take a lift, From reality I just cant drift, That's why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-marley/excuse-me-while-i-light-my-spliff-good-god-i-gotta-take-a-lift-from/)

[Bob Marley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-marley/)

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> [You have to excuse me because I AM a teenager, so I'm allowed to sound illiterate and make stupid comments like 'I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-ricci/you-have-to-excuse-me-because-i-am-a-teenager-so-i-m-allowed-to-sound/)

[Christina Ricci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-ricci/)

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> [But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/but-the-main-point-is-that-he-still-had-swimmers-in-his-sacks-excuse/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

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> [Uh, excuse me, sir, I, uh, don't known how to uh, to uh, tell you this, but you were three minutes late.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harlan-ellison/uh-excuse-me-sir-i-uh-don-t-known-how-to-uh-to-uh-tell-you-this-but/)

[Harlan Ellison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harlan-ellison/)

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> [What are you?” She demanded. “My dad? Osiris? Are you even alive?” Dad looked at Anubis. “What did I tell you about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/what-are-you-she-demanded-my-dad-osiris-are-you-even-alive-dad-looked/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Excuse me, Abigail, but whose shift did she get away during?' Townsend asked with a glare. 'Excuse me, Townsend, but who was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ally-carter/excuse-me-abigail-but-whose-shift-did-she-get-away-during-townsend/)

[Ally Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ally-carter/)

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> [Contrasting British servicemen and women with the appeasers, it is hard not to laugh. Are these two sides even the same species,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-burchill/contrasting-british-servicemen-and-women-with-the-appeasers-it-is/)

[Julie Burchill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-burchill/)

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> [I felt mocked. "That's what I get for trusting you." He took a step back. "Excuse me! Trust doesn't mean you get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-chandler/i-felt-mocked-that-s-what-i-get-for-trusting-you-he-took-a-step-back/)

[Elizabeth Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-chandler/)

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> [I've been in the sun most of my life. I've gone to skin doctors and they'll say to you, 'We should remove…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-hamilton/i-ve-been-in-the-sun-most-of-my-life-i-ve-gone-to-skin-doctors-and/)

[George Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-hamilton/)

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> [I GO DOWN TO THE SHORE I go down to the shore in the morning and depending on the hour the waves…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-oliver/i-go-down-to-the-shore-i-go-down-to-the-shore-in-the-morning-and/)

[Mary Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-oliver/)

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> [I recall this sergeant's informing me and my "room-mates" of this rather deplorable fact the army didn't have any official, excuse me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-lehrer/i-recall-this-sergeant-s-informing-me-and-my-room-mates-of-this/)

[Tom Lehrer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-lehrer/)

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> [What's up, Hachi?" "Someone…Just slipped through my force-field." "!!!" "A soul reaper?" "No. The Hachigyo Sogai (Twin Cliffs) I set is an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tite-kubo/what-s-up-hachi-someone-just-slipped-through-my-force-field-a-soul/)

[Tite Kubo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tite-kubo/)

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> [“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-cornell-michel/they-all-call-me-excuse-me-even-though-my-nametag-clearly-says-jordan/)

[J. Cornell Michel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-cornell-michel/)

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> [Yes, Eden was beautiful- and if I had to squeeze through corporeal keyholes to crash it- so be it. (Hasn’t it bothered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-duncan/yes-eden-was-beautiful-and-if-i-had-to-squeeze-through-corporeal/)

[Glen Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-duncan/)

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> [I am apparently gentle, unstable, and full of pretenses. I will die a poet killed by the nonpoets, will renounce no dream,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anais-nin/i-am-apparently-gentle-unstable-and-full-of-pretenses-i-will-die-a/)

[Anais Nin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anais-nin/)

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> [ \[about suicide\] And why is it the biggest sin of all? All your life you're told that you'll be going to this… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-hornby/about-suicide-and-why-is-it-the-biggest-sin-of-all-all-your-life-you/)

[Nick Hornby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-hornby/)

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> [There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-pratchett/there-are-it-has-been-said-two-types-of-people-in-the-world-there-are/)

[Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-pratchett/)

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> [Count yourself lucky. I watched my entire family as they were eaten alive by the very pack of animals you have downstairs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/count-yourself-lucky-i-watched-my-entire-family-as-they-were-eaten/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [ I had two chances to fail \[working for Disney\]. The first one, they said was "too juvenile." The second one was,they give… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-busch/i-had-two-chances-to-fail-working-for-disney-the-first-one-they-said/)

[Charles Busch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-busch/)

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> [Excuse me ... but I reject your definitions of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saul-bellow/excuse-me-but-i-reject-your-definitions-of-me/)

[Saul Bellow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saul-bellow/)

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> [Now the tattoos," Zia announced. "Brilliant!" I said. "On your tongue," she added. "Excuse me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/now-the-tattoos-zia-announced-brilliant-i-said-on-your-tongue-she/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Excuse me," she said politely. "But you can't have him. Not yet. He's going to come back with me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamora-pierce/excuse-me-she-said-politely-but-you-can-t-have-him-not-yet-he-s-going/)

[Tamora Pierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamora-pierce/)

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> [Excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-schwartz/excuse-me-there-s-no-pretense-here-i-happen-to-be-genuinely-self/)

[Stephen Schwartz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-schwartz/)

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                        "text": "But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks.” “Excuse me?” “You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice.\" Cat and Bones",
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                        "text": "Uh, excuse me, sir, I, uh, don't known how to uh, to uh, tell you this, but you were three minutes late. The schedule is a little, uh, bit off.\" He grinned sheepishly. \"That's ridiculous!\" murmured the Ticktockman behind his mask. \"Check your watch.\" And then he went into his office, going mrmee, mrmee, mrmee, mrmee.",
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                        "text": "What are you?” She demanded. “My dad? Osiris? Are you even alive?” Dad looked at Anubis. “What did I tell you about her? Fiercer than Ammit, I said.” “You didn’t need to tell me that.” Anubis’s face was grave. “I’ve learned to fear that sharp tongue.” Sadie looked outraged. “Excuse me?",
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                        "text": "Excuse me, Abigail, but whose shift did she get away during?' Townsend asked with a glare. 'Excuse me, Townsend, but who was supposed to booby-trap the doors?' 'I'm an agent of Her Majesty's Secret Service,' Townsend said, indignant. 'I do not do booby traps.",
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                        "text": "Contrasting British servicemen and women with the appeasers, it is hard not to laugh. Are these two sides even the same species, let alone the same nationality? On one hand the selflessness and internationalism of the soldiers; on the other the Whites-First isolationism of the protesters. Excuse me, who are the idealists here?",
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                        "text": "I felt mocked. \"That's what I get for trusting you.\" He took a step back. \"Excuse me! Trust doesn't mean you get the response you want from someone, but that you'll get an honest response, and that the other person will stick by you even when you can't agree.\" Stick by you for how long, through how much? I wondered. What is the expiration date on trust?",
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                        "text": "I've been in the sun most of my life. I've gone to skin doctors and they'll say to you, 'We should remove this because it's pre-cancerous,' and I'll say, 'Explain pre-cancerous to me.' I'll listen for about twenty minutes and I'll say excuse me, 'Is pre-cancerous like pre-dead? So you're saying it could turn into cancer but it's not cancer?'",
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                        "text": "I GO DOWN TO THE SHORE I go down to the shore in the morning and depending on the hour the waves are rolling in or moving out, and I say, oh, I am miserable, what shall— what should I do? And the sea says in its lovely voice: Excuse me, I have work to do.",
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                        "text": "I recall this sergeant's informing me and my \"room-mates\" of this rather deplorable fact the army didn't have any official, excuse me, didn't have no official song and suggested that we work on this in our copious free time.",
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                        "text": "What's up, Hachi?\" \"Someone…Just slipped through my force-field.\" \"!!!\" \"A soul reaper?\" \"No. The Hachigyo Sogai (Twin Cliffs) I set is an original technique I developed after I became a visored. It can't be broken by a soul reaper's kido.\" \"Then who is it? Another visored?\" \"I don't know. The strange thing is that they didn't break through the force-field. They Slipped through. Not even a visored should be able to do that.\" \"Then, who or what is it?\" \"...It's coming.\" \"It's a Human?\" \"Uh...Um...E-excuse me...where's the Bathroom?",
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                        "text": "“They all call me \"Excuse me,\" even though my nametag clearly says \"Jordan.\" It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.”",
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                        "text": "Yes, Eden was beautiful- and if I had to squeeze through corporeal keyholes to crash it- so be it. (Hasn’t it bothered you, this part of the story, my being there, I mean? What was I doing there? ‘Presume not the ways of God to scan,’ you’ve been told in umpteen variations, ‘the proper study of Mankind is Man.’ Maybe so, but what, excuse me, was the Devil doing in Eden?) I took the forms of animals. I found I could. (That’s generally my reason for doing something, by the way, because I find I can.)",
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                        "text": "I am apparently gentle, unstable, and full of pretenses. I will die a poet killed by the nonpoets, will renounce no dream, resign myself to no ugliness, accept nothing of the world but the one I made myself. I wrote, lived, loved like Don Quixote, and on the day of my death I will say: ‘Excuse me, it was all a dream,’ and by that time I may have found one who will say: ‘Not at all, it was true, absolutely true.’",
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                        "text": "[about suicide] And why is it the biggest sin of all? All your life you're told that you'll be going to this marvellous place when you pass on. And the one thing you can do to get you there a bit quicker is something that stops you getting there at all. Oh, I can see that it's a kind of queuejumping. But if someone jumps the queue at the Post Office, people tut. Or sometimes they say, “Excuse me, I was here first.” They don't say, “You will be consumed by hellfire for all eternity.” That would be a bit strong.",
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                        "text": "Count yourself lucky. I watched my entire family as they were eaten alive by the very pack of animals you have downstairs in your house with your child. The blood of my parents flowed from their bodies through the floorboards and drenched me while I lay in terror of being torn apart by them. I was only a year older than your child when it happened. My parents gave their lives for mine and I watched as they gave them. So you’ll have to excuse me if I have a hard time thinking good of any animal except those who are dead or caged. (Angelia)",
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                        "text": "I had two chances to fail [working for Disney]. The first one, they said was \"too juvenile.\" The second one was,they give you general areas to work in. They said, \"Set 'My Fair Lady' in ancient Egypt.\"I came up with this idea about an Egyptian princess, and I gave her, as a sidekick, a little scarab. I had a telephone meeting with the executive \"handling\" me, and he said, \"I looked over the notes. Very cute. But lose the beetle.Beetles don't talk.\" Well, how do you answer that? I said, \"Excuse me just a moment, I've got a teacup calling me on the other line.\"",
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                        "text": "Excuse me ... but I reject your definitions of me.",
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                        "text": "Now the tattoos,\" Zia announced. \"Brilliant!\" I said. \"On your tongue,\" she added. \"Excuse me?",
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                        "text": "Excuse me,\" she said politely. \"But you can't have him. Not yet. He's going to come back with me.",
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