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title: "5 Excuse Girl Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“Excuse me? I’m a girl? And what does that have to do with anything?” I narrowed my eyes. If he didn’t answer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maya-bode/excuse-me-i-m-a-girl-and-what-does-that-have-to-do-with-anything-i/)

[Maya Bode](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maya-bode/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39e/maya-bode-8357_excuse_excuse-me-i-m-a-girl-and-what-does-that_531397.jpg)

> [Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/um-excuse-me-girl-with-5000-facebook-pictures-we-knew-what-the-fuck/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/235/anonymous-1_being-annoyed_um-excuse-me-girl-with-5000-facebook-pic_943333.jpg)

> [BOY- excuse me GIRL- yes BOY- Are YOU a dictionary??? GIRL- NO BOY- but should be a dictionary coz YOU have given…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zhatsprincess/boy-excuse-me-girl-yes-boy-are-you-a-dictionary-girl-no-boy-but/)

[ZhatsPrincess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zhatsprincess/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6d6/zhatsprincess-1766_best-friend_boy-excuse-me-girl-yes-boy-are-you-a-dic_2014027.jpg)

> [The Most Dramatic Excuse By A GirL Sorry , I can't go , I fractured an eyelash .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/the-most-dramatic-excuse-by-a-girl-sorry-i-can-t-go-i-fractured-an/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05c/green-monk-388_excuse_the-most-dramatic-excuse-by-a-girl-sorry_3098570.jpg)

> [Um excuse me girl, Your style is dope, You got swag too, Noticed that a while ago, My name is Legacy and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/new-boyz/um-excuse-me-girl-your-style-is-dope-you-got-swag-too-noticed-that-a/)

[New Boyz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/new-boyz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b9/new-boyz-13103_date_um-excuse-me-girl-your-style-is-dope-you_3221928.jpg)

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