--- title: "17 Every day Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "17 Every day quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Every day sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/jarod-kintz-2_clone_writing-all-day-every-day-is-good-but-it_614972.jpg" --- > [“Writing all day every day is good, but it’s not good enough. You need to have your clone ghostwriting for you too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/writing-all-day-every-day-is-good-but-it-s-not-good-enough-you-need/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c0/jarod-kintz-2_clone_writing-all-day-every-day-is-good-but-it_614972.jpg) > [“The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-cool-thing-about-unemployment-is-every-day-is-saturday/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68f/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_the-cool-thing-about-unemployment-is-eve_1806119.jpg) > [“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching me, whether I watch her or not.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-have-a-stalker-a-beautiful-one-the-sunset-every-day-she-s-there/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d6f/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_i-have-a-stalker-a-beautiful-one-the-sun_2558912.jpg) > [“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decisions of my past.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-the-most-expensive-person-in-my-life-every-day-i-pay-for-the-poor/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7b/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_i-m-the-most-expensive-person-in-my-life_1640316.jpg) > [“I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losing and I’m winning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-winning-over-fans-every-day-they-re-not-my-fans-but-at-least-they/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f94/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_i-m-winning-over-fans-every-day-they-re_1340320.jpg) > [“A miracle every day would cease to be miraculous—it would be mundane. Though even a boring sunset is still glorious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-miracle-every-day-would-cease-to-be-miraculous-it-would-be-mundane/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c10/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_a-miracle-every-day-would-cease-to-be-mi_1304983.jpg) > [“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But so what? Bernanke’s belt does that every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-have-so-much-love-that-it-could-stretch-around-the-world-s-largest/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/246/jarod-kintz-2_around-the-world_i-have-so-much-love-that-it-could-stretc_428580.jpg) > [“One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/one-day-i-ll-have-my-appointment-with-death-and-every-day-i-call-out/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c48/jarod-kintz-2_death_one-day-i-ll-have-my-appointment-with-de_857561.jpg) > [“I am prophetic. I predicted it would snow tomorrow yesterday, and sure enough today it snowed. True, I’ve been saying it will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-am-prophetic-i-predicted-it-would-snow-tomorrow-yesterday-and-sure/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c0/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_i-am-prophetic-i-predicted-it-would-snow_578612.jpg) > [“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-not-a-very-good-sleeper-but-you-know-what-i-m-willing-to-put-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de5/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_i-m-not-a-very-good-sleeper-but-you-know_1300067.jpg) > [“Night—it’s the only thing that will cover up one of my black moods. Good thing my depression isn’t an every day kind…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/night-it-s-the-only-thing-that-will-cover-up-one-of-my-black-moods/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/jarod-kintz-2_depression_night-it-s-the-only-thing-that-will-cove_2023153.jpg) > [“Every morning I think: What’s the latest I can sleep in ‘til, and still be on time for work? Well, I used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/every-morning-i-think-what-s-the-latest-i-can-sleep-in-til-and-still/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70e/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_every-morning-i-think-what-s-the-latest_1554809.jpg) > [“People can only grow, stagnate, or regress. Which one are you doing? I’m both growing and stagnating, because I’m learning every day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/people-can-only-grow-stagnate-or-regress-which-one-are-you-doing-i-m/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23f/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_people-can-only-grow-stagnate-or-regress_2841020.jpg) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41f/jarod-kintz-2_characteristics_what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-th_6720.jpg) > [“I collect the most valuable thing in the world—free time. But unlike other priceless things, I don’t need a safe to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-collect-the-most-valuable-thing-in-the-world-free-time-but-unlike/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b51/jarod-kintz-2_collect_i-collect-the-most-valuable-thing-in-the_2888312.jpg) > [“I wanted to sip my daily Starbucks coffee as I got to work early (no later than 11:00 am), have a late…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wanted-to-sip-my-daily-starbucks-coffee-as-i-got-to-work-early-no/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c1/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_i-wanted-to-sip-my-daily-starbucks-coffe_1585719.jpg) > [“Sometimes I wear sunglasses while I urinate, and pretend that my pee is a solar laser beam that will cut through my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/sometimes-i-wear-sunglasses-while-i-urinate-and-pretend-that-my-pee/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d61/jarod-kintz-2_every-day_sometimes-i-wear-sunglasses-while-i-urin_2510384.jpg) ## Other authors on Every day ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/every-day/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "17 Every day Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Writing all day every day is good, but it’s not good enough. 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