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title: "25 Eve Said Quotes By Rachel Caine"
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> [Did that remind anybody else of something?" "Yes," Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. "How much I need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/did-that-remind-anybody-else-of-something-yes-eve-said-tapping-her/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Silence, and then Eve said, "Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/silence-and-then-eve-said-okay-that-was-extra-creepy-with-whipped/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/michael-don-t-eve-said-he-won-t-hurt-us-andeveryone-rolled-their-eyes/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“This one is named Eve," I said. "And don't check my teeth like I'm your livestock. I bite back.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/this-one-is-named-eve-i-said-and-don-t-check-my-teeth-like-i-m-your/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“What you know about Vampires could fit into a mosquito's ass." Eve said. Irritated. "All you know is what you grew up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/what-you-know-about-vampires-could-fit-into-a-mosquito-s-ass-eve-said/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/ay-firmative-eve-said-and-tried-for-a-smile-sorry-an-aliens-reference/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/he-lives-in-a-hole-in-the-ground-dresses-funny-and-occasionally-eats/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-crazy-he-lives-in-a-hole-in-2/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“I love you,' Eve said. He closed his mouth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. 'I, uh, okay. Love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-love-you-eve-said-he-closed-his-mouth-fast-because-obviously-that/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“Eve said, in a high, squeaky, airless voice, “The ghost! You’re the ghost Miranda was talking about! Oh my God, Michael, you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/eve-said-in-a-high-squeaky-airless-voice-the-ghost-you-re-the-ghost/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.' Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-am-never-taking-a-trip-with-either-of-you-ever-again-eve-said-ever/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often." "No.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/see-he-said-with-an-unholy-amount-of-glee-i-hardly-broke-any-laws-at/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Take the back door," she said. "Claire, you and your strang friend-" "Eve," they both said simultaneously, and Eve held out her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/take-the-back-door-she-said-claire-you-and-your-strang-friend-eve/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Eve took me to teach me how to fence," Claire said. "Not so much how to fence as how to hold a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/eve-took-me-to-teach-me-how-to-fence-claire-said-not-so-much-how-to/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“I'm worried he's going to...do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny and occasionally eats his assistants,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-m-worried-he-s-going-to-do-something-crazy-he-lives-in-a-hole-in-3/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know." "And I could rent out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/better-be-eve-said-she-mock-bit-at-his-finger-i-could-totally-date/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Hey,” Shane said from the other side of the bars. “Trade you cigarettes for a chocolate bar.” Funny,” Eve said. She was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/hey-shane-said-from-the-other-side-of-the-bars-trade-you-cigarettes/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Won? He’s one of them! How exactly is that winning?” Michael shook his head, moved up behind her, and put his hands…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/won-he-s-one-of-them-how-exactly-is-that-winning-michael-shook-his/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“Claire was just coming down the stairs, humming and thinking about how nice it was to have things getting back to normal,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/claire-was-just-coming-down-the-stairs-humming-and-thinking-about-how-2/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“Oh, come on, just this once," Eve said. "Protects your neck. As in your arteries and veins? That's kind of crucial, right?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/oh-come-on-just-this-once-eve-said-protects-your-neck-as-in-your/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“Claire was just coming down the stairs, humming and thinking about how nice it was to have things getting back to normal,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/claire-was-just-coming-down-the-stairs-humming-and-thinking-about-how/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“Because you've got guy parts, you're automatically a better mechanic than me? I don't think so," Eve said, and bailed out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/because-you-ve-got-guy-parts-you-re-automatically-a-better-mechanic/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [Here. Have a Coke. That’s good for a sore throat, right?” “Good for everything,” Shane croaked, and took the extended cold can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/here-have-a-coke-that-s-good-for-a-sore-throat-right-good-for/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [“at least this way we're safe in a room with a door that locks. And the sign says they have HBO." That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/at-least-this-way-we-re-safe-in-a-room-with-a-door-that-locks-and-the/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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> [When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/when-i-want-to-be-lectured-on-strategy-i-ll-consult-someone-who-s/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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## More by Rachel Caine

> [Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/ay-firmative-eve-said-and-tried-for-a-smile-sorry-an-aliens-reference/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [“Please don't go away. You--you matter. To me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/please-don-t-go-away-you-you-matter-to-me/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/but-that-quickly-faded-and-he-frowned-you-re-bleeding-he-said-what/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/did-he-just-say-yes-claire-said-smiling-yes-he-did-whoa-guess-i-d/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [“Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/hell-shane-spit-in-disgust-i-can-t-hit-a-girl-here-claire-you-hit-her/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [“If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/if-she-were-any-friendlier-she-d-be-giving-you-a-lapdance-right-now/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-get-maudlin-some-people-drink-some-get-depressed-some-run-around/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [“I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/i-felt-i-should-repeat-it-for-the-other-slipper-in-case-there-should/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [“As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/as-he-filled-the-mug-with-coffee-michael-waited-for-shane-to-make/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/there-is-a-certain-freedom-in-giving-up-all-hope-one-is-no-longer/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Shane talking to Claire - "Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-talking-to-claire-hang-on-slow-down-i-m-not-going-anywhere-you/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/oliver-laughed-actually-laughed-i-like-this-new-claire-he-said-you/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/here-myrnin-said-his-voice-still-gentle-and-low-amelie-said-you-had/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [shane:you only love me for my abs clair:shut up loser shift off](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/shane-you-only-love-me-for-my-abs-clair-shut-up-loser-shift-off/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

> [Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/maybe-i-should-i-don-t-know-leave-because-this-is-starting-to-sound/)

[Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/)

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                        "text": "I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.' Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.' I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed. What, you think i actually loaded yours?' Eve flipped him off, and Claire laughed.",
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                        "text": "Take the back door,\" she said. \"Claire, you and your strang friend-\" \"Eve,\" they both said simultaneously, and Eve held out her fst for a bump. \"Or, you could call me Eve the Great, Mistress of All She Surveys. Eve for short.",
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                        "text": "Better be,\" Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. \"I could totally date somebody else, you know.\" \"And I could rent out your room.\" \"And I could put your game console on eBay.\" \"Hey,\" Shane protested. \"Now you're just being mean.",
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                        "text": "Won? He’s one of them! How exactly is that winning?” Michael shook his head, moved up behind her, and put his hands on her shoulders. He kissed the nape of her neck gently. “I don’t know, Eve. I’m just telling you what I heard. He got some kind of agreement out of the vampires. And it was because Amelie loved him.” “Yeah, loved him enough to kill him and turn him into a bloodsucking fiend,” Eve said grimly. “How sweet. Romance isn’t dead. Oh, wait. It is.",
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