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title: "4 Etiquette Quotes By Andy Ostrom"
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> [“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/ticketmaster-saying-that-their-fee-is-a-convenience-is-like-a-rapist/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc9/andy-ostrom-55779_band_ticketmaster-saying-that-their-fee-is-a_520086.jpg)

> [“Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/why-would-you-turn-right-on-a-red-light-when-we-can-all-just-sit-here/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f8/andy-ostrom-55779_ahole_why-would-you-turn-right-on-a-red-light_527142.jpg)

> [“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/no-i-don-t-want-you-to-leave-i-m-just-grabbing-your-coat-and-nudging/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b3/andy-ostrom-55779_ahole_no-i-don-t-want-you-to-leave-i-m-just-gr_647988.jpg)

> [“Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/hey-wedding-dj-there-is-no-way-in-hell-i-m-paying-you-1-000-when-all/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62e/andy-ostrom-55779_ahole_hey-wedding-dj-there-is-no-way-in-hell-i_2532522.jpg)

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## More by Andy Ostrom

> [“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/ticketmaster-saying-that-their-fee-is-a-convenience-is-like-a-rapist/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

> [“Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/why-would-you-turn-right-on-a-red-light-when-we-can-all-just-sit-here/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

> [“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/no-i-don-t-want-you-to-leave-i-m-just-grabbing-your-coat-and-nudging/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

> [“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/unless-you-re-under-12-or-into-role-playing-you-shouldn-t-be-wearing/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

> [“Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/hey-wedding-dj-there-is-no-way-in-hell-i-m-paying-you-1-000-when-all/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

> [“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-ostrom/wearing-that-personal-trainer-nametag-doesn-t-make-you-right-ahole/)

[Andy Ostrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-ostrom/)

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