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> [“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/this-is-worse-than-death-now-i-have-to-spend-eternity-with-my-nagging/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

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## More by John Corwin

> [“Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/nothing-could-make-me-pull-away-meat-market-love-goddess-my-sexy/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/this-is-worse-than-death-now-i-have-to-spend-eternity-with-my-nagging/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/i-wanted-to-find-a-nice-quiet-spot-go-to-sleep-and-dream-about-kittens/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/harb-was-a-ticking-time-bomb-it-was-like-watching-a-preacher-with/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/i-felt-a-smile-on-my-face-thanks-for-what-using-my-name-instead-of/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/you-let-your-mind-rule-your-reality-instead-of-you-ruling-your-mind/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“What the hell is wrong with me? And who is Nibbles?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me-and-who-is-nibbles/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“think I have 'gotten a handle', as you say, on being bored. At first I found the new environment to be most stimulating, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/think-i-have-gotten-a-handle-as-you-say-on-being-bored-at-first-i/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“There are two primary essences in this universe: dark and light. Our souls are the containers of this essence, which gives us the true…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/there-are-two-primary-essences-in-this-universe-dark-and-light-our/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/my-eyelids-felt-like-had-tiny-but-chubby-sleep-faeries-hanging-on-the/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/apparently-alcohol-increases-charm-and-courage-by-at-least-ten-points/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“My God, you're hurt," Kyle said. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass." "God?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/my-god-you-re-hurt-kyle-said-i-d-appreciate-it-if-you-didn-t-use-his/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/i-probably-looked-like-an-infuriated-chipmunk/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“Wait, so you do love me?" I asked, hope welling in my heart. She growled and pounded her fist into a locker, leaving a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/wait-so-you-do-love-me-i-asked-hope-welling-in-my-heart-she-growled/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

> [“Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-corwin/those-are-klingon-and-federation-ships-i-said-you-re-a-nerd-shelton/)

[John Corwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-corwin/)

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