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title: "2 Epitaph Want Quotes by 2 authors"
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> ["Gun-wielding recluse gunned down by local police" isn't the epitaph I want. I am hoping for "Witnesses reported the sound up to two hundred kilometers away" or "Last body part finally located".](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-nicoll/gun-wielding-recluse-gunned-down-by-local-police-isn-t-the-epitaph-i/)

[James Nicoll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-nicoll/)

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> [If I were to have an epitaph, I'd want it to read, 'She did stuff.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ory-okolloh/if-i-were-to-have-an-epitaph-i-d-want-it-to-read-she-did-stuff/)

[Ory Okolloh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ory-okolloh/)

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