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title: "6 Epic Fail Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [Would you like a side of epic with that fail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabi/would-you-like-a-side-of-epic-with-that-fail/)

[Gabi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6be/gabi-64229_failure_would-you-like-a-side-of-epic-with-that_1899.jpg)

> [“Ollie-O was in a semicatatonic state, uttering nonsensical phrases like "This is not biodegradable - the downstream implications are enormous - the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-semple/ollie-o-was-in-a-semicatatonic-state-uttering-nonsensical-phrases/)

[Maria Semple](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-semple/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd8/maria-semple-2954_failure_ollie-o-was-in-a-semicatatonic-state-utt_1029676.png)

> [You are epic fail if you think you are better than me!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-rudess/you-are-epic-fail-if-you-think-you-are-better-than-me/)

[Jordan Rudess](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-rudess/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c5/jordan-rudess-62620_epic_you-are-epic-fail-if-you-think-you-are-b_1210974.jpg)

> [“F. An F? She gulped air. An F! Failure. Failurino. Failurocity. Failtacular. Failpendous. Epic...fail.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/olivia-cunning/f-an-f-she-gulped-air-an-f-failure-failurino-failurocity-failtacular/)

[Olivia Cunning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/olivia-cunning/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40b/olivia-cunning-2251_fail_f-an-f-she-gulped-air-an-f-failure-failu_2519614.jpg)

> [“Epic fail, Cameron,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-parker/epic-fail-cameron/)

[Morgan Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-parker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/498/morgan-parker-6193_epic_epic-fail-cameron-2751935_2751935.jpg)

> [“I feel like an epic fail right now. Like I’m the captain of my own personal failboat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-l-armentrout/i-feel-like-an-epic-fail-right-now-like-i-m-the-captain-of-my-own/)

[Jennifer L. Armentrout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-l-armentrout/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/jennifer-l-armentrout-96_fail_i-feel-like-an-epic-fail-right-now-like_2822561.jpg)

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