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title: "28 Enough Quotes By George Carlin"
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> [If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-a-drug-has-anything-going-for-it-at-all-it-should-be-self-limiting/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-ll-tell-you-a-little-secret-about-the-blues-it-s-not-enough-to-know/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-you-live-long-enough-sooner-or-later-everybody-you-know-has-cancer/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/so-have-a-little-fun-soon-enough-you-ll-be-dead-and-burning-in-hell/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-a-painting-can-be-forged-well-enough-to-fool-experts-why-is-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/most-people-work-just-hard-enough-not-to-get-fired-and-get-paid-just/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/and-now-gay-people-want-to-get-married-haven-t-they-suffered-enough/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-people-stand-in-a-circle-long-enough-they-ll-eventually-begin-to/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-symphony-orchestra-had-played-poorly-so-the-conductor-was-in-a/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [You know, if a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-know-if-a-drug-has-anything-going-for-it-at-all-it-should-be-self/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/capitalism-tries-for-a-delicate-balance-it-attempts-to-work-things/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/it-s-difficult-enough-for-a-young-person-to-put-his-soul-on-the-line/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/governments-don-t-want-a-population-capable-of-critical-thinking-they/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/who-decides-when-the-applause-should-die-down-it-seems-like-it-s-a/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-very-existence-of-flame-throwers-proves-that-some-time-somewhere/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [ \[On School Uniforms\] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/on-school-uniforms-don-t-these-schools-do-enough-damage-making-all/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-m-never-critical-or-judgmental-about-whether-or-not-a-movie-is-any/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-think-the-warning-labels-on-alcoholic-beverages-are-too-bland-they-2/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-ve-begun-worshipping-the-sun-for-a-number-of-reasons-first-of-all/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Sometimes, after I'd gone at the coke like one of those snow plows moving up First Avenue, I'd think my heart was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/sometimes-after-i-d-gone-at-the-coke-like-one-of-those-snow-plows/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-know-what-they-want-they-want-obedient-workers-obedient-workers/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [My money buys me the freedom not to be a member of the corporate structure. And I certainly don't feel guilty or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/my-money-buys-me-the-freedom-not-to-be-a-member-of-the-corporate/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I think you can talk about anything if the context is correctly arranged. If you set up the context and you bring…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-think-you-can-talk-about-anything-if-the-context-is-correctly/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/governments-don-t-want-a-population-capable-of-critical-thinking-they-2/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/cocaine-was-different-it-kept-saying-you-haven-t-had-enough-i-became/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/in-hawaii-they-say-aloha-that-s-a-nice-one-it-means-both-hello-and/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-very-existence-of-flamethrowers-proves-that-sometime-somewhere/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/there-are-ten-thousand-people-in-the-united-states-in-a-persistent/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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## Other authors on Enough

## More by George Carlin

> [I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-never-go-anywhere-or-do-anything-that-transports-me-outside-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/with-the-proper-training-i-could-ve-been-an-evil-genius/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/comedy-although-it-is-not-one-of-the-fine-arts-it-s-a-vulgar-art-it-s/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-m-completely-in-favor-of-the-separation-of-church-and-state-these/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/tomorrow-is-another-day-not-true-today-is-another-day-we-have-no-idea/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/i-was-a-loner-as-a-child-i-had-an-imaginary-friend-i-didn-t-bother/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/kilometers-are-shorter-than-miles-save-gas-take-your-next-trip-in/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/if-you-guys-want-to-get-a-mom-tattoo-and-save-a-little-money-just-get/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-ve-built-up-so-much-speed-that-you-hit-70-after-that-it-s-a-day/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/it-ended-suddenly-for-brenda-more-slowly-for-me-my-runs-began-getting/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [Is there another word for synonym?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/is-there-another-word-for-synonym/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-whole-idea-of-the-pursuit-of-goods-and-possessions-has-completely/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/these-days-many-politicians-are-demanding-change-just-like-homeless/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/you-know-the-good-part-about-all-those-executions-in-texas-fewer/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

> [What was the best thing before sliced bread?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/what-was-the-best-thing-before-sliced-bread/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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