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> [I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-m-on-performance-enhancing-drugs-so-i-may-cause-drowsiness/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

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## More by Jay London

> [At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/at-motel-6-in-amish-country-i-wonder-if-they-leave-the-light-on-for/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/my-girlfriend-bought-me-a-down-jacket-she-said-it-fit-my-personality/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/it-all-started-when-my-dog-began-getting-free-roll-over-minutes/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I model irregular clothing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-model-irregular-clothing/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-told-my-therapist-i-was-having-nightmares-about-nuclear-explosions/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-went-out-with-a-promiscuous-impressionist-she-did-everybody/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-went-to-the-doctor-and-he-said-i-had-acute-appendicitis-and-i-said/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-m-convinced-my-cockroaches-have-military-training-i-set-off-a-roach/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/my-girlfriend-has-crabs-i-bought-her-fishnet-stockings/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-was-going-to-buy-a-book-on-hair-loss-but-the-pages-kept-falling-out/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-was-lonely-driving-here-tonight-so-i-hugged-the-road/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/did-you-know-that-today-will-never-be-tomorrow/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/his-puppyhood-was-a-period-of-foolish-rebellion-he-was-always-worsted/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/i-wanted-to-take-up-music-so-my-father-bought-me-a-blunt-instrument/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

> [My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-london/my-whole-family-is-lactose-intolerant-and-when-we-take-pictures-we/)

[Jay London](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-london/)

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