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> [“I like to see an angry Englishman," said Poirot. "They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/agatha-christie/i-like-to-see-an-angry-englishman-said-poirot-they-are-very-amusing/)

[Agatha Christie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/agatha-christie/)

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> [“The Englishman said that he, when captured, had made and kept the following vows to himself: To brush his teeth twice a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/the-englishman-said-that-he-when-captured-had-made-and-kept-the/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [“An Englishman once said that he found it easier to be a member of a club than of the human race because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nelson-demille/an-englishman-once-said-that-he-found-it-easier-to-be-a-member-of-a/)

[Nelson DeMille](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nelson-demille/)

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> [If any Englishman said he has never called a Chinaman a chink he is lying. There is nothing bad about doing that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-whelan/if-any-englishman-said-he-has-never-called-a-chinaman-a-chink-he-is/)

[Dave Whelan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-whelan/)

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> [“Some Englishman once said marriage is a long dull meak with pudding served first”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julian-barnes/some-englishman-once-said-marriage-is-a-long-dull-meak-with-pudding/)

[Julian Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julian-barnes/)

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> [“Now, I know I’m going to break your hearts, but I am forced to leave you. You must call up all your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/now-i-know-i-m-going-to-break-your-hearts-but-i-am-forced-to-leave/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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