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> [On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/on-the-continent-people-have-good-food-in-england-people-have-good/)

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> [The English have no soul; they have the understatement instead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/the-english-have-no-soul-they-have-the-understatement-instead/)

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> [Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/continental-people-have-a-sex-life-the-english-have-hot-water-bottles/)

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> [On the Continent there is one topic which should be avoided-the weather; in England, if you do not repeat the phrase "Lovely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/on-the-continent-there-is-one-topic-which-should-be-avoided-the/)

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> [People on the Continent either tell you the truth or lie; in England they hardly ever lie, but they would not dream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/people-on-the-continent-either-tell-you-the-truth-or-lie-in-england/)

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> [When people say England, they sometimes mean Great Britain, sometimes the United Kingdom, sometimes the British Isles, - but never England.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/when-people-say-england-they-sometimes-mean-great-britain-sometimes/)

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> [When a wicked and unworthy subject annoyed the Sultan of Turkey or the Czar of Russia, he had his head cut of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/when-a-wicked-and-unworthy-subject-annoyed-the-sultan-of-turkey-or/)

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> [In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/in-england-only-uneducated-people-show-off-their-knowledge-nobody/)

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> [The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/the-british-suffer-from-a-most-unfortunate-superiority-complex/)

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> [If somebody tells you an obviously untrue story, on the Continent you would remark, "You are a liar, Sir, and a rather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/if-somebody-tells-you-an-obviously-untrue-story-on-the-continent-you/)

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> [On the Continent stray cats are judged individually on their merit-some are loved, some are only respected; in England they are universally…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/on-the-continent-stray-cats-are-judged-individually-on-their-merit/)

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> [In England it is bad manners to be clever, to assert something confidently. It may be your own personal view that two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/in-england-it-is-bad-manners-to-be-clever-to-assert-something/)

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> [In England the boy pats his adored one on the back and says softly, "I don't object, you know." If he is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/in-england-the-boy-pats-his-adored-one-on-the-back-and-says-softly-i/)

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## More by George Mikes

> [THE British are brave people. They can face anything, except reality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/the-british-are-brave-people-they-can-face-anything-except-reality/)

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> [The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/the-british-suffer-from-a-most-unfortunate-superiority-complex/)

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> [Remember that those five hundred words an average Englishman uses are far from being the whole vocabulary of the language. You may learn another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/remember-that-those-five-hundred-words-an-average-englishman-uses-are/)

[George Mikes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-mikes/)

> [English humor resembles the Loch Ness Monster in that both are famous but there is a strong suspicion that neither exists.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/english-humor-resembles-the-loch-ness-monster-in-that-both-are-famous/)

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> [“Before you are admitted to British citizenship you are not even considered a natural human being. I looked up the word natural (na’tural) in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/before-you-are-admitted-to-british-citizenship-you-are-not-even/)

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> [“In the last century, when a wicked and unworthy subject annoyed the Sultan of Turkey or the Czar of Russia, he had his head…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/in-the-last-century-when-a-wicked-and-unworthy-subject-annoyed-the/)

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> [“While all this goes on, the English remain staunch believers in equality. Equality is a notion the English have given to humanity. Equality means…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/while-all-this-goes-on-the-english-remain-staunch-believers-in/)

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> [I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/i-asked-many-friends-if-australian-anti-intellectualism-was-still-a/)

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> [Once you start buying first aid kits you start having accidents.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/once-you-start-buying-first-aid-kits-you-start-having-accidents/)

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> [“Mr S. got angry. ‘Yes, I do have a son. He’s a good-for-nothing. A dead loss.’ I couldn’t ask which prison he was in,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/mr-s-got-angry-yes-i-do-have-a-son-he-s-a-good-for-nothing-a-dead/)

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> [“I have been told that my above-described theory is all wrong and is only due to my Central European conceit, because the English do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/i-have-been-told-that-my-above-described-theory-is-all-wrong-and-is/)

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> [Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/rich-people-in-australia-have-swimming-pools-in-their-gardens-but-at/)

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> [“An average English house combines all the curses of civilisation with the vicissitudes of life in the open. It is all right to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/an-average-english-house-combines-all-the-curses-of-civilisation-with/)

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> [Australia objects to the mini-skirt not on moral but on economic grounds. Australians are no prudes and the lovely, healthy, sporty Australian girls have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/australia-objects-to-the-mini-skirt-not-on-moral-but-on-economic/)

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> [The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to kill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-mikes/the-art-of-conversation-could-not-die-in-australia-it-never-lived/)

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