--- title: "1 Enemy Say Quotes By Elayne Boosler" description: "1 Enemy Say quotes by Elayne Boosler. Plus more from Elayne Boosler and more Enemy Say sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce4/elayne-boosler-6166_enemy_we-have-women-in-the-military-but-they-d_523406.jpg" --- > [We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/we-have-women-in-the-military-but-they-don-t-put-us-in-the-front/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce4/elayne-boosler-6166_enemy_we-have-women-in-the-military-but-they-d_523406.jpg) ## More by Elayne Boosler > [Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/guys-wake-up-at-your-place-and-they-expect-breakfast-they-don-t-eat/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-always-had-a-running-commentary-in-my-head-that-was-extremely-funny/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-have-six-locks-on-my-door-all-in-a-row-when-i-go-out-i-lock-every/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/the-thing-about-breaking-up-when-you-get-older-you-just-don-t-have/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-d-much-rather-see-richard-pryor-or-jackie-mason-in-a-theater-than/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/now-that-the-court-has-declared-money-to-be-speech-i-say-we-replace/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/people-are-giving-birth-underwater-now-they-say-it-s-less-traumatic/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/president-reagan-is-a-lot-like-e-t-he-s-cute-he-s-lovable-and-he/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/when-women-are-depressed-they-eat-or-go-shopping/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-deliver-very-traditionally-and-people-aren-t-threatened-i-think-if/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/there-s-only-one-difference-between-jews-and-catholics-jews-are-born/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/men-put-all-kinds-of-expectations-on-you-they-want-you-to-scream-you/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-think-when-you-take-off-that-jacket-and-they-see-that-i-love/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/my-breakup-with-at-t-is-final-and-i-m-done-with-skype-as-the-rebound/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) > [I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elayne-boosler/i-love-my-parents-and-they-re-wonderful-people-but-they-were-strict/) [Elayne Boosler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elayne-boosler/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/enemy-say/elayne-boosler/#itemlist", "name": "1 Enemy Say Quotes By Elayne Boosler", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? 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