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> [- the only difference between a happy ending and a sad ending is where you decide the story ends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/the-only-difference-between-a-happy-ending-and-a-sad-ending-is-where/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

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## More by Andrew Kaufman

> [“Perhaps one of the hardest things about having kids is realizing that you love them more than your wife. that it's possible to love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/perhaps-one-of-the-hardest-things-about-having-kids-is-realizing-that/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“Are these affairs an attempt to figure out who you are?" "Maybe..." "And you think that everyone else knows this? That they know who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/are-these-affairs-an-attempt-to-figure-out-who-you-are-maybe-and-you/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“It’s true most superheroes have funny names. But they have to come up with these names by themselves. Think about how hard it is.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/it-s-true-most-superheroes-have-funny-names-but-they-have-to-come-up/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/there-are-two-ways-to-get-rid-of-an-anxiety-monster-my-friend-you/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“He knocks on doors and stands there. You’d be surprised how few doors get answered”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/he-knocks-on-doors-and-stands-there-you-d-be-surprised-how-few-doors/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“The Sloth would sit on his couch, paralyzed by all the things he wasn't taking care of. Then one day, a Wednesday, he just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/the-sloth-would-sit-on-his-couch-paralyzed-by-all-the-things-he-wasn/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“I don't remember a single monster before I met you.' he'd told Amphibian. 'Now they seem to be all over the place.' 'You mean…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/i-don-t-remember-a-single-monster-before-i-met-you-he-d-told/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“But I'm here to tell you that nothing could be further from the truth. Your soul is a living, breathing, organic thing. No different…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/but-i-m-here-to-tell-you-that-nothing-could-be-further-from-the-truth/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“Why do bad things happen to good people?' 'Because it makes a good story.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/why-do-bad-things-happen-to-good-people-because-it-makes-a-good-story/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“No one gets found in love. Everyone gets lost in it, Because love is overwhelming. Its beyond your control. You have to relinquish control…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/no-one-gets-found-in-love-everyone-gets-lost-in-it-because-love-is/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“the code of a world he'd never been invited to join.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/the-code-of-a-world-he-d-never-been-invited-to-join/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“We are now, all of us, cinematographers for the movie of our own lives. Not the star. Not the director. Not even the writer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/we-are-now-all-of-us-cinematographers-for-the-movie-of-our-own-lives/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“To lose one's keys is the equivalent of losing one's mind.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/to-lose-one-s-keys-is-the-equivalent-of-losing-one-s-mind/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“The Sloth hated himself. He considered himself lazy. He had a dead-end job and no plans to get a better one. His relationship was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/the-sloth-hated-himself-he-considered-himself-lazy-he-had-a-dead-end/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

> [“We’re here,’ the Clock says. The Perfectionist opens her eyes. She sees nothing. It’s white. All white. There’s no up. There’s no down. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-kaufman/we-re-here-the-clock-says-the-perfectionist-opens-her-eyes-she-sees/)

[Andrew Kaufman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-kaufman/)

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