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> [The average 'Only Fools and 'Horses' fan probably doesn't go to some poncey West End musical.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/the-average-only-fools-and-horses-fan-probably-doesn-t-go-to-some/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

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## More by Paul Whitehouse

> [In comedy, if you're going to commission something commission two series, don't commission one because so many comedies are finding their feet and you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/in-comedy-if-you-re-going-to-commission-something-commission-two/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [I am not a heavy drinker, but I like a drop of white burgundy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/i-am-not-a-heavy-drinker-but-i-like-a-drop-of-white-burgundy/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [If you look back at 'The Fast Show,' we always shot it nicely and tried to make it look good as well as funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/if-you-look-back-at-the-fast-show-we-always-shot-it-nicely-and-tried/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [Bob and I got into comedy in a similar way. On the coat-tails of our mates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/bob-and-i-got-into-comedy-in-a-similar-way-on-the-coat-tails-of-our/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [Making it big in pop would have suited me fine, although comedy is a far better world for an older person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/making-it-big-in-pop-would-have-suited-me-fine-although-comedy-is-a/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [There's nothing better than going down the lawn to the river for a few hours in the evening and catching your own supper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/there-s-nothing-better-than-going-down-the-lawn-to-the-river-for-a/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [My dad was a very calm figure in my life and I have only good memories of him. We had a very simple relationship…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/my-dad-was-a-very-calm-figure-in-my-life-and-i-have-only-good/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [Women would never be abusive about physical appearance. It's a no-go area, but it's an icebreaker for men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/women-would-never-be-abusive-about-physical-appearance-it-s-a-no-go/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [There's more to fishing than catching fish. It's being lost in a timeless world, away from all the chaos outside, doing something that's elemental.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/there-s-more-to-fishing-than-catching-fish-it-s-being-lost-in-a/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [Stealth is important when you're fishing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/stealth-is-important-when-you-re-fishing/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [As more and more new houses get built, they just suck the water out of rivers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/as-more-and-more-new-houses-get-built-they-just-suck-the-water-out-of/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [I never write alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/i-never-write-alone/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [If you did something in 'The Fast Show' that didn't work, you could always deliberately undermine it, or chop it into three and run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/if-you-did-something-in-the-fast-show-that-didn-t-work-you-could/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [When we started out, there weren't that many women in team sketch shows.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/when-we-started-out-there-weren-t-that-many-women-in-team-sketch-shows/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

> [In many ways I was lucky: my dad had a quadruple bypass in his fifties. When I had the heart stents, the guy who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-whitehouse/in-many-ways-i-was-lucky-my-dad-had-a-quadruple-bypass-in-his-fifties/)

[Paul Whitehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-whitehouse/)

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