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title: "1 Emotionally Better Quotes By Kim Gruenenfelder"
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> [“Emotionally, it's better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you're upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the gun.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/emotionally-it-s-better-to-be-homicidal-than-suicidal-when-you-re/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

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## More by Kim Gruenenfelder

> [“Women's lib does not mean imitating men's worst qualities just so we can lower ourselves and be equal to them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/women-s-lib-does-not-mean-imitating-men-s-worst-qualities-just-so-we/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“I don't love you in the way you want to be loved. But never doubt that it's there. I love you unconditionally.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/i-don-t-love-you-in-the-way-you-want-to-be-loved-but-never-doubt-that/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“Emotionally, it's better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you're upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the gun.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/emotionally-it-s-better-to-be-homicidal-than-suicidal-when-you-re/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“Never underestimate the power of the out-on-a-limb gesture.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/never-underestimate-the-power-of-the-out-on-a-limb-gesture/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“Trying to write on a deadline is like trying to have an orgasm with a gun to your head.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/trying-to-write-on-a-deadline-is-like-trying-to-have-an-orgasm-with-a/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“In vino veritas -- In wine there is truth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/in-vino-veritas-in-wine-there-is-truth/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be fluent in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/there-comes-a-moment-in-your-life-when-you-realize-that-no-matter-how/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/there-should-be-a-phone-service-that-turns-off-your-phone-between/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“I only attend church for hatches, matches, and dispatches.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/i-only-attend-church-for-hatches-matches-and-dispatches/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“Enjoy. Destroy. Same difference.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/enjoy-destroy-same-difference/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've been storming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/i-m-tired-of-waiting-by-the-phone-and-second-guessing-what-a-guy-says/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“Some days are a total "What the hell was I thinking?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/some-days-are-a-total-what-the-hell-was-i-thinking/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“I point at Drew, as I turn to Dawn. "See? My sister finds her soulmate, and not only does she get rewarded with love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/i-point-at-drew-as-i-turn-to-dawn-see-my-sister-finds-her-soulmate/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/here-s-to-finally-finding-the-one-whose-t-shirts-you-want-to-steal/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

> [“You should never have a job that you hate so much you think "Thank God it's Friday" every week of your life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-gruenenfelder/you-should-never-have-a-job-that-you-hate-so-much-you-think-thank-god/)

[Kim Gruenenfelder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-gruenenfelder/)

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