--- title: "2 Emma Groaned Quotes by 2 authors" description: "Browse 2 Emma Groaned quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Emma Groaned sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/129/dana-marie-bell-17916_art-making_simon-told-me-i-should-take-you-home-and_1069857.jpg" --- > [“Simon told me I should take you home and start making kits. What do you think?” Max looked down at her, love and lust glowing equally in his brilliant smile. “Max?” “What?” His tone was wary; he’d come to expect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-marie-bell/simon-told-me-i-should-take-you-home-and-start-making-kits-what-do/) [Dana Marie Bell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-marie-bell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/129/dana-marie-bell-17916_art-making_simon-told-me-i-should-take-you-home-and_1069857.jpg) > [“These words on the screen represented her latest project, an attempt at a series of commercial, discreetly feminist crime novels. She had read all of Agatha Christie at eleven years old, and later lots of Chandler and James M.Cain. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-nicholls/these-words-on-the-screen-represented-her-latest-project-an-attempt/) [David Nicholls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-nicholls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a91/david-nicholls-873_books_these-words-on-the-screen-represented-he_2011550.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/emma-groaned/#itemlist", "name": "Emma Groaned Quotes", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Simon told me I should take you home and start making kits. What do you think?” Max looked down at her, love and lust glowing equally in his brilliant smile. “Max?” “What?” His tone was wary; he’d come to expect the unexpected when she used that particular tone of voice. “Will I give birth to a baby or a litter?” “Emma,” he groaned. “I mean, will we be feeding them baby formula or Kitten Chow?” “Emma!” “If they get stuck in a tree, who do we call? Does the fire department do kitten rescues anymore? 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