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> [“Because that’s where I keep my Great Big Book of Manners by Emily Post and I want to beat you with it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-bischoff/because-that-s-where-i-keep-my-great-big-book-of-manners-by-emily/)

[Susan Bischoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-bischoff/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/255/susan-bischoff-31188_big-book_because-that-s-where-i-keep-my-great-big_805967.jpg)

> [I love it when the Bible gives Emily Post-like tips that are both wise and easy to follow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-j-jacobs-2/i-love-it-when-the-bible-gives-emily-post-like-tips-that-are-both/)

[A. J. Jacobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-j-jacobs-2/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a96/a-j-jacobs-2-13695_bible_i-love-it-when-the-bible-gives-emily-pos_1781982.jpg)

> [“Emily Post mincing through the graveyard. Etiquette for Young Vampires.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-matheson/emily-post-mincing-through-the-graveyard-etiquette-for-young-vampires/)

[Richard Matheson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-matheson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/888/richard-matheson-3375_emily-post_emily-post-mincing-through-the-graveyard_2025771.png)

> [“Emily Post's Etiquette is out again, this time in a new and an enlarged edition, and so the question of what to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-parker/emily-post-s-etiquette-is-out-again-this-time-in-a-new-and-an/)

[Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-parker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d1a/dorothy-parker-700_humor_emily-post-s-etiquette-is-out-again-this_2848547.jpg)

> [Emily Post says that talking about oneself isn't very polite.' 'I'm sure Miss Post is perfectly correct, but that doesn't seem to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amor-towles/emily-post-says-that-talking-about-oneself-isn-t-very-polite-i-m-sure/)

[Amor Towles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amor-towles/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/148/amor-towles-1249_missing_emily-post-says-that-talking-about-onese_3007283.png)

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