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> [“And dozens of tiny hands reached up, and cast back dozens of tiny hoods. The robes fell away, revealing a motley of brightly-colored, dwarfish creatures, perched atop one another’s shoulders, brandishing outlandish tubes of a shiny substance none present had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/and-dozens-of-tiny-hands-reached-up-and-cast-back-dozens-of-tiny/)

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> [“She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly tripped over some of the help. “Man, you little bastards are everywhere, aren’t you?” she mumbled to herself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/she-sighed-and-stepped-out-of-the-room-pulling-the-door-shut-behind/)

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## More by Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

> [“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex. Mucus flowed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/the-jolly-old-elf-s-nose-was-red-but-not-from-cold-rather-from-the/)

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> [“Her eyes narrowed. “That is not the boy I raised.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/her-eyes-narrowed-that-is-not-the-boy-i-raised/)

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> [“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the corners (where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/every-muscle-in-his-body-tensed-for-action-adrenalin-pounding-through/)

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> [“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from Harper’s Weekly, 1881.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/i-was-staring-at-one-of-the-most-famous-images-of-santa-claus-of-all/)

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> [“Oh, this is not the time for us to get into that meshugenah debate again! Look, the point is that Jesus of Nazareth, who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/oh-this-is-not-the-time-for-us-to-get-into-that-meshugenah-debate/)

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> [“I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the trench coat and there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/i-guess-you-could-say-i-ve-got-a-monkey-on-my-back-a-monkey-named/)

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> [“And dozens of tiny hands reached up, and cast back dozens of tiny hoods. The robes fell away, revealing a motley of brightly-colored, dwarfish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/and-dozens-of-tiny-hands-reached-up-and-cast-back-dozens-of-tiny/)

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> [“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/the-good-news-was-that-we-d-found-santa-the-bad-news-was-that-he-was/)

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> [“She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly tripped over some of the help.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/she-sighed-and-stepped-out-of-the-room-pulling-the-door-shut-behind/)

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> [“The Revelation of Hashmal, which GOD gave unto him, to shew unto His servants things which shortly must come to pass; and Hashmal sent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/the-revelation-of-hashmal-which-god-gave-unto-him-to-shew-unto-his/)

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> [“Jesus shrugged. “Have you read the Torah? God doesn’t pick the best of the best. He picks the guys who need help.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/jesus-shrugged-have-you-read-the-torah-god-doesn-t-pick-the-best-of/)

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> [“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/jesus-shook-his-head-slowly-from-side-to-side-then-thrust-his-left/)

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> [“Don't you understand? If that's the case, then - then everything is dicated by random chance! Somewhere, there's a universe where you - for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/don-t-you-understand-if-that-s-the-case-then-then-everything-is/)

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> [“The crucified figure had not been idle. A series of elaborate twists activated a cunning mechanism; the base of the cross blew apart, revealing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/the-crucified-figure-had-not-been-idle-a-series-of-elaborate-twists/)

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> [“There he was, skipping lightly across the surface of the water. He caught my eye and gave me that shit-eating grin again. “Be of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phillip-andrew-bennett-low/there-he-was-skipping-lightly-across-the-surface-of-the-water-he/)

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