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> [“You can’t tell me if there are any special subjects to avoid when talking to him, can you?’ ‘Special subjects?’ ‘Well, you know how it is with a stranger. You say it’s a fine day, and he goes all white…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-g-wodehouse/you-can-t-tell-me-if-there-are-any-special-subjects-to-avoid-when/)

[P.G. Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-g-wodehouse/)

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