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> [“If you wedge me between two tall cliffs, I would hang a portrait on each and call them home. If you wedge Ayden, he would spend the next thousand years carving a stairway with his blade, one grain of stone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/if-you-wedge-me-between-two-tall-cliffs-i-would-hang-a-portrait-on/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

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## More by Rachel Haimowitz

> [“You don’t deserve me. Why should I waste my time on some bratty little whore who only wants someone to beat him until he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/you-don-t-deserve-me-why-should-i-waste-my-time-on-some-bratty-little/)

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> [“He climbed out of the car, feeling stiff and awkward with that hot heavy weight between his legs, that miserable unsatisfied ball of need.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/he-climbed-out-of-the-car-feeling-stiff-and-awkward-with-that-hot/)

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> [“ We ? 'Twas me who found the marks, not you, not any of you Aegean fools. And your king is the biggest fool…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/we-twas-me-who-found-the-marks-not-you-not-any-of-you-aegean-fools/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“How could he have abandoned—no, shoved away the most important person in the world to him? The one person in the world to whom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/how-could-he-have-abandoned-no-shoved-away-the-most-important-person/)

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> [“Now you die while we live on, and you’ve no one to blame but your selves. So do not speak of betrayal behind my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/now-you-die-while-we-live-on-and-you-ve-no-one-to-blame-but-your/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“If you wedge me between two tall cliffs, I would hang a portrait on each and call them home. If you wedge Ayden, he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/if-you-wedge-me-between-two-tall-cliffs-i-would-hang-a-portrait-on/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“Dark beasts, night terrors, and Ayden with manners? These woods were terrifying indeed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/dark-beasts-night-terrors-and-ayden-with-manners-these-woods-were/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“Gods cracked, Freyrík, they would have raped me !" He surged forward so suddenly Freyrík flinched and tripped away. "And no, I did not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/gods-cracked-freyr-k-they-would-have-raped-me-he-surged-forward-so/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“All the world seemed suddenly dream, for in what waking world would a prince deceive his own people for the benefit of a slave?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/all-the-world-seemed-suddenly-dream-for-in-what-waking-world-would-a/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“there was always more with Nikolai, wasn’t there? More pain, more pleasure, more joy, more grief, more religious fucking ecstasy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/there-was-always-more-with-nikolai-wasn-t-there-more-pain-more/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“Perhaps you’d care to frame me and hang me in the hall ?" The First Wife reared back, her face twisting with confusion and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/perhaps-you-d-care-to-frame-me-and-hang-me-in-the-hall-the-first-wife/)

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> [“that clever mind, that sharp tongue and droll wit. His love for Ella, manifested in sacrifice and secret smiles; his sense of honor and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/that-clever-mind-that-sharp-tongue-and-droll-wit-his-love-for-ella/)

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> [“You have never laid your pride down, Freyrík. Not once, for me or anyone. You don't know what it means to give that up,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/you-have-never-laid-your-pride-down-freyr-k-not-once-for-me-or-anyone/)

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> [“At 09:22, Mitchell radioed down. “We’re in position.” Pete peered up into the canopy, but of course he couldn’t see a thing. “How’s it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/at-09-22-mitchell-radioed-down-we-re-in-position-pete-peered-up-into/)

[Rachel Haimowitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-haimowitz/)

> [“While that mouth clearly deserves an opportunity to worship as many various bits of me and my shoe collection as I can shove in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-haimowitz/while-that-mouth-clearly-deserves-an-opportunity-to-worship-as-many/)

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