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> [My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/my-mother-is-very-short-four-eleven-she-could-walk-under-tables-and/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

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> [Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/anybody-can-direct-but-there-are-only-eleven-good-writers/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

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## More by Mel Brooks

> [Woody Allen is a genius. His films are wonderful. He's poetic, but he's also a critic. He artfully steps back from a social setting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/woody-allen-is-a-genius-his-films-are-wonderful-he-s-poetic-but-he-s/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [ Comedy is lively, comedy is joy, and that's what keeps us \[people\] going, we've got to look forward to little, little happiness's. Little, little… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/comedy-is-lively-comedy-is-joy-and-that-s-what-keeps-us-people-going/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [All right, I am often brash, rude and brutally direct. Someday I'm going to die and I don't have time to toe-dance around the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/all-right-i-am-often-brash-rude-and-brutally-direct-someday-i-m-going/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [I don't think in terms of results at all. I think: what next insanity can I shock the world with?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/i-don-t-think-in-terms-of-results-at-all-i-think-what-next-insanity/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/my-mother-is-very-short-four-eleven-she-could-walk-under-tables-and/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [The audience. They see the name Mel Brooks, they want something really funny. They don't want to be moved; they don't want to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/the-audience-they-see-the-name-mel-brooks-they-want-something-really/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [I realised that all one really had to do was just observe. Observe and slightly exaggerate, and you had comedy. Instead of creating a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/i-realised-that-all-one-really-had-to-do-was-just-observe-observe-and/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/life-literally-abounds-in-comedy-if-you-just-look-around-you/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/look-i-really-don-t-want-to-wax-philosophic-but-i-will-say-that-if/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/i-knew-it-i-m-surrounded-by-assholes/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/i-was-in-the-army-and-to-me-it-was-like-a-newsreel/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/but-i-have-bad-taste-with-a-deep-fount-of-intellectuality/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> ['Mad About You' was very fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/mad-about-you-was-very-fun/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [Immortality is a by-product of good work. Masterpieces are not for artists, they're for critics. Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/immortality-is-a-by-product-of-good-work-masterpieces-are-not-for/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

> [If Ivan the Terrible had been kissed and loved between zero and three, he probably would have become Ivan Not So Terrible. If you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mel-brooks/if-ivan-the-terrible-had-been-kissed-and-loved-between-zero-and-three/)

[Mel Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mel-brooks/)

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