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title: "2 Eddie Quotes By Kristen Ashley"
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> [“You want to see fast, we’l go into the bedroom and I’l show you fast but I’l show it to you slow.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/you-want-to-see-fast-we-l-go-into-the-bedroom-and-i-l-show-you-fast/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ecb/kristen-ashley-74_eddie_you-want-to-see-fast-we-l-go-into-the-be_634330.png)

> [“Okay, I’ve never done this. This is the guy’s department. What do I do? We need to get Lee’s size and we need industrial strength. Show me which ones to buy.” Eddie looked at the display and looked at me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/okay-i-ve-never-done-this-this-is-the-guy-s-department-what-do-i-do/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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## More by Kristen Ashley

> [“We both suffered but neither of us stopped living our lives and we got so much out of them, so, so much. And now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/we-both-suffered-but-neither-of-us-stopped-living-our-lives-and-we/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“Makes him feel however Slim feels that makes him get close to you anytime you're even a little near, like any moment a lion's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/makes-him-feel-however-slim-feels-that-makes-him-get-close-to-you/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“They didn't understand, it not being directed at them, what that smile could do. The power of it. It was like every time he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/they-didn-t-understand-it-not-being-directed-at-them-what-that-smile/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“... it isn’t the kids who have two parents and a stable home who are the luckiest ones. It’s the kids who know the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/it-isn-t-the-kids-who-have-two-parents-and-a-stable-home-who-are-the/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“Holy fuck, Jesus, shit, you’re Tatum Jackson”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/holy-fuck-jesus-shit-you-re-tatum-jackson/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“Some bikers have a code about who they put on the backs of their bikes and when. Rally, party, road trip, could be whoever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/some-bikers-have-a-code-about-who-they-put-on-the-backs-of-their/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“A man’s any man at all, no one fucks with his woman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/a-man-s-any-man-at-all-no-one-fucks-with-his-woman/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“You should feel free to feel how you want and don't think of what people think.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/you-should-feel-free-to-feel-how-you-want-and-don-t-think-of-what/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“I get you’re scared and I know why. But if I didn’t have somethin’ to offer that I’m gonna bust my balls to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/i-get-you-re-scared-and-i-know-why-but-if-i-didn-t-have-somethin-to/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“Sometimes it happens in weird ways,” she whispered before she let me go, “but dreams come true.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/sometimes-it-happens-in-weird-ways-she-whispered-before-she-let-me-go/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“Everything that was Chace Keaton urged him to follow her. To ask her to dinner. To get to know her. To find the right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/everything-that-was-chace-keaton-urged-him-to-follow-her-to-ask-her/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“If you worked hard for it, if you didn't give up, even when you found your way and you thought you had everything, life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/if-you-worked-hard-for-it-if-you-didn-t-give-up-even-when-you-found/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“See, that's the beauty of books. We get to take what we want out of them and it can be different for everyone. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/see-that-s-the-beauty-of-books-we-get-to-take-what-we-want-out-of/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“His fingers curled around her neck and he put his forehead to hers before sharing, “I remember, Rocky. I remember everything. I remember every……](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/his-fingers-curled-around-her-neck-and-he-put-his-forehead-to-hers/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

> [“Tex looked at Duke “She’s got spunk,” he said. “Where I come from, we call it sass,” Duke replied. “Where I come from, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/tex-looked-at-duke-she-s-got-spunk-he-said-where-i-come-from-we-call/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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