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title: "8 Eating Sandwich Quotes by 8 authors"
description: "Browse 8 Eating Sandwich quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Eating Sandwich sayings and thoughts."
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> [To think of Tolstoy eating a sandwich is intrinsically kind of funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elif-batuman/to-think-of-tolstoy-eating-a-sandwich-is-intrinsically-kind-of-funny/)

[Elif Batuman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elif-batuman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a5/elif-batuman-2172_eating_to-think-of-tolstoy-eating-a-sandwich-is_351021.png)

> [“Your part is to bring Him glory—whether eating a sandwich on a lunch break, drinking coffee at 12:04 a.m. so you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-chan/your-part-is-to-bring-him-glory-whether-eating-a-sandwich-on-a-lunch/)

[Francis Chan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-chan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e41/francis-chan-548_drinking-coffee_your-part-is-to-bring-him-glory-whether_669400.png)

> [ I was too terrified to notice she \[Shelley Long\] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelley-long/i-was-too-terrified-to-notice-she-shelley-long-had-breasts-i-do/)

[Shelley Long](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelley-long/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca8/shelley-long-20924_breasts_i-was-too-terrified-to-notice-she-shelle_1227983.png)

> [But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keanu-reeves/but-you-know-it-s-still-a-drag-to-get-your-picture-taken-when-you-re/)

[Keanu Reeves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keanu-reeves/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d9/keanu-reeves-2935_downers_but-you-know-it-s-still-a-drag-to-get-yo_1401132.jpg)

> [I think I've almost killed myself 1,000 times eating some sandwich as fast as I possibly could and almost choking. It's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-f-tompkins/i-think-i-ve-almost-killed-myself-1-000-times-eating-some-sandwich-as/)

[Paul F. Tompkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-f-tompkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/522/paul-f-tompkins-3121_alive_i-think-i-ve-almost-killed-myself-1-000_1591002.jpg)

> [So your dating my ex, cool. I'm eating a sandwich want these leftovers too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/so-your-dating-my-ex-cool-i-m-eating-a-sandwich-want-these-leftovers/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f39/anonymous-1_leftovers_so-your-dating-my-ex-cool-i-m-eating-a-s_2395397.jpg)

> [An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-allen/an-adult-male-living-alone-stops-being-a-vaguely-tragicomic-bachelor/)

[Dean Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-allen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a2/dean-allen-231764_adulthood_an-adult-male-living-alone-stops-being-a_2705074.jpg)

> [Oh you're dating my Ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich... want those leftovers too?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alyssa/oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-cool-im-eating-a-sandwich-want-those-leftovers/)

[ALYSSA](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alyssa/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4f/alyssa-1184_insults_oh-you-re-dating-my-ex-cool-im-eating-a_3207204.jpg)

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