--- title: "1 Eating Ass Quotes By Misti Rainwater-Lites" description: "1 Eating Ass quotes by Misti Rainwater-Lites. Plus more from Misti Rainwater-Lites and more Eating Ass sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/misti-rainwater-lites-52628_black-coffee_yesterday-i-just-felt-like-eating-my-ass_1062119.jpg" --- > [“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. I ate two Chef Boyardee pizzas, a Fifth Avenue candy bar, an entire package of fun size Snickers (that was fun!), several cherry sours (not the entire package,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/misti-rainwater-lites/yesterday-i-just-felt-like-eating-my-ass-off-so-i-did-i-ate-two-chef/) [Misti Rainwater-Lites](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/misti-rainwater-lites/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/misti-rainwater-lites-52628_black-coffee_yesterday-i-just-felt-like-eating-my-ass_1062119.jpg) ## More by Misti Rainwater-Lites > [“The universe gives what the universe gives, yes. 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She stood on stage in a tight little cleavage squishing dress holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/misti-rainwater-lites/i-dreamed-kim-kardashian-was-sobbing-but-her-makeup-was-still/) [Misti Rainwater-Lites](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/misti-rainwater-lites/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eating-ass/misti-rainwater-lites/#itemlist", "name": "1 Eating Ass Quotes By Misti Rainwater-Lites", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. 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