--- title: "5 Eating Ass Quotes by 5 authors" description: "Browse 5 Eating Ass quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Eating Ass sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/etienne-guerin-deforest-87123_assholery_i-m-alive-i-m-not-gonna-try-eating-your_705954.jpg" --- > [“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?” “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etienne-guerin-deforest/i-m-alive-i-m-not-gonna-try-eating-your-ass-okay-don-t-shoot-what-eat/) [Etienne Guerin DeForest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/etienne-guerin-deforest/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ec/etienne-guerin-deforest-87123_assholery_i-m-alive-i-m-not-gonna-try-eating-your_705954.jpg) > [“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. I ate two Chef Boyardee pizzas, a Fifth Avenue candy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/misti-rainwater-lites/yesterday-i-just-felt-like-eating-my-ass-off-so-i-did-i-ate-two-chef/) [Misti Rainwater-Lites](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/misti-rainwater-lites/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfb/misti-rainwater-lites-52628_black-coffee_yesterday-i-just-felt-like-eating-my-ass_1062119.jpg) > [There is nothing wrong with eating ass shit most girls like that shit tho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/young-thug/there-is-nothing-wrong-with-eating-ass-shit-most-girls-like-that-shit/) [Young Thug](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/young-thug/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94e/young-thug-15422_ass_there-is-nothing-wrong-with-eating-ass-s_1189003.jpg) > [“When they’d woken up, he’d forestalled any conversation by eating Will’s ass until he’d kicked him away and demanded to be fucked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leta-blake/when-they-d-woken-up-he-d-forestalled-any-conversation-by-eating-will/) [Leta Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leta-blake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/810/leta-blake-3840_communication_when-they-d-woken-up-he-d-forestalled-an_1793604.jpg) > [Eating Ass Is NOT Sex , That Shit Is Fear Factor .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/unkown/eating-ass-is-not-sex-that-shit-is-fear-factor/) [Unkown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/unkown/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7cc/unkown-98_fear_eating-ass-is-not-sex-that-shit-is-fear_1860322.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eating-ass/#itemlist", "name": "Eating Ass Quotes", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? 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