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> [“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?” “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etienne-guerin-deforest/i-m-alive-i-m-not-gonna-try-eating-your-ass-okay-don-t-shoot-what-eat/)

Etienne Guerin DeForest

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## More by Etienne Guerin DeForest

> [“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etienne-guerin-deforest/fucking-guns-are-fucking-awesome-and-when-you-shoot-them-at-shit-they/)

Etienne Guerin DeForest

> [“I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?” “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etienne-guerin-deforest/i-m-alive-i-m-not-gonna-try-eating-your-ass-okay-don-t-shoot-what-eat/)

Etienne Guerin DeForest

> [“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. \* If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. \* If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/etienne-guerin-deforest/when-approaching-a-prospective-human-first-ask-them-what-their-name/)

Etienne Guerin DeForest

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