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title: "252 Eaten Quotes by 233 authors"
description: "Browse 252 Eaten quotes by 233 authors. Discover the best Eaten sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm sick. I've eaten civilisation and I'm sick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldous-huxley/i-m-sick-i-ve-eaten-civilisation-and-i-m-sick/)

[Aldous Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldous-huxley/)

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> [He hath eaten me out of house and home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/he-hath-eaten-me-out-of-house-and-home/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [I haven't eaten an animal in over twenty years!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-skiba/i-haven-t-eaten-an-animal-in-over-twenty-years/)

[Matt Skiba](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-skiba/)

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> [“Has the sheep eaten the flower or not?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antoine-de-saint-exup-ry/has-the-sheep-eaten-the-flower-or-not/)

[Antoine de Saint-Exupéry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antoine-de-saint-exup-ry/)

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> [He's picked clean! Eaten by cats!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynda-barry/he-s-picked-clean-eaten-by-cats/)

[Lynda Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynda-barry/)

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> [“She probably just wants to see me get eaten.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-skrutskie/she-probably-just-wants-to-see-me-get-eaten/)

[Emily Skrutskie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-skrutskie/)

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> [“Seek not my heart; the beasts have eaten it”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-baudelaire/seek-not-my-heart-the-beasts-have-eaten-it/)

[Charles Baudelaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-baudelaire/)

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> [I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/denis-leary/i-ve-eaten-things-that-didn-t-complain-this-much/)

[Denis Leary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/denis-leary/)

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> [Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-anderson/life-for-me-has-been-exactly-what-i-thought-it-would-be-a-cake-which/)

[Margaret Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-anderson/)

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> [Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vivian-stanshall/frankly-once-i-ve-eaten-a-thing-i-don-t-expect-to-see-it-again/)

[Vivian Stanshall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vivian-stanshall/)

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> [For most of my life, I have eaten to deal with stress.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barney-frank/for-most-of-my-life-i-have-eaten-to-deal-with-stress/)

[Barney Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barney-frank/)

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> [We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patton-oswalt/we-would-not-be-here-if-humanity-were-inherently-evil-we-d-have-eaten/)

[Patton Oswalt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patton-oswalt/)

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> [I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-j-clinton/i-haven-t-eaten-at-a-mcdonald-s-since-i-became-president/)

[William J. Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-j-clinton/)

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> [Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-barkley/somebody-hits-me-i-m-going-to-hit-him-back-even-if-it-does-look-like/)

[Charles Barkley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-barkley/)

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> [“Pets hardly exist in North Korea because most have been eaten.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-kim/pets-hardly-exist-in-north-korea-because-most-have-been-eaten/)

Mike Kim

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> [I am the animal at the head of the pack. … I either get eaten, or I get the good grass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-tepper/i-am-the-animal-at-the-head-of-the-pack-i-either-get-eaten-or-i-get/)

[David Tepper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-tepper/)

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> [“I’d killed and eaten this particular goat on another world, which is the sort of bonding experience you don’t forget.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-d-killed-and-eaten-this-particular-goat-on-another-world-which-is/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Hardly any of my most memorable meals have been eaten in a restaurant, and definitely none in one of those fancy marble-floored,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yotam-ottolenghi/hardly-any-of-my-most-memorable-meals-have-been-eaten-in-a-restaurant/)

[Yotam Ottolenghi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yotam-ottolenghi/)

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> [“a couple of friends who looked like they had eaten their children for Christmas breakfast and then thrown the bones to their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roland-smith/a-couple-of-friends-who-looked-like-they-had-eaten-their-children-for/)

[Roland Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roland-smith/)

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> [Look at the sky. Ask yourselves: Has the sheep eaten the flower, yes or no? And you will see how everything changes...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antoine-de-saint-exup-ry/look-at-the-sky-ask-yourselves-has-the-sheep-eaten-the-flower-yes-or/)

[Antoine de Saint-Exupery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antoine-de-saint-exup-ry/)

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> [“He was good-looking in a clean way, but he was fat. He looked like he'd eaten Ryan Seacrest for breakfast.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-carlino/he-was-good-looking-in-a-clean-way-but-he-was-fat-he-looked-like-he-d/)

[Renee Carlino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-carlino/)

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> [“We´re going to be eaten! I don´t WANT to be eaten! I´m only twenty-three minutes old!", screamed the Creature (...)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-bass/we-re-going-to-be-eaten-i-don-t-want-to-be-eaten-i-m-only-twenty/)

Guy Bass

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> [O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-carroll/o-oysters-said-the-carpenter-you-ve-had-a-pleasant-run-shall-we-be/)

[Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-carroll/)

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> [The chili-rubbed rib-eye at Porter House New York is one of the best steaks that I've eaten anywhere in the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-bashir/the-chili-rubbed-rib-eye-at-porter-house-new-york-is-one-of-the-best/)

[Martin Bashir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-bashir/)

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> [Investors have few spare tires left. Think of the image of a car on a bumpy road to an uncertain destination that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mohamed-el-erian/investors-have-few-spare-tires-left-think-of-the-image-of-a-car-on-a/)

[Mohamed El-Erian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mohamed-el-erian/)

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> [Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/bast-crouched-down-and-began-making-weird-chittering-noises-uh-oh-she/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [You mean they killed her?" asked David. They ate her," said Brother Number One. "With porridge. That's what 'ran away and was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-connolly/you-mean-they-killed-her-asked-david-they-ate-her-said-brother-number/)

[John Connolly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-connolly/)

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> [Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-chance/trash-can-pritkin-cursed-and-grabbed-one-just-about-the-time/)

[Karen Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-chance/)

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> [My healthiest habit is eating a healthy breakfast every morning. I never miss breakfast. As a busy mom, there will be days…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/summer-sanders/my-healthiest-habit-is-eating-a-healthy-breakfast-every-morning-i/)

[Summer Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/summer-sanders/)

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> [I have not eaten a lot of insects. I ate a termite in Africa, but it was on a bet. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-roach/i-have-not-eaten-a-lot-of-insects-i-ate-a-termite-in-africa-but-it/)

[Mary Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-roach/)

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> [“You ever been eaten out by a southern boy?” I had to think. There hadn’t been many, but no one from Los…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/you-ever-been-eaten-out-by-a-southern-boy-i-had-to-think-there-hadn-t/)

[C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/)

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> [“I’ve decided being eaten alive by anything is my last choice of causes of death.” “What’s first choice?” “Kicking it at two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/i-ve-decided-being-eaten-alive-by-anything-is-my-last-choice-of/)

[J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/)

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> [“But what a vile leader I would be if I ate the best part of the camel and left the people to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abdul-malik-mujahid/but-what-a-vile-leader-i-would-be-if-i-ate-the-best-part-of-the-camel-2/)

Abdul Malik Mujahid

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> [“Oh my God! Stop eating that!” “Your trail mix tastes funny,” Trevor said with a cringe. “That wasn’t trail mix, you bastard!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-l-mathewson/oh-my-god-stop-eating-that-your-trail-mix-tastes-funny-trevor-said/)

[R.L. Mathewson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-l-mathewson/)

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> [I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roy-blount-jr/i-do-not-know-what-the-cat-can-have-eaten-usually-i-know-exactly-what/)

[Roy Blount, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roy-blount-jr/)

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> [“Juliette" I inhale too quickly. A stifled cough is balloning in my throat. His glassy green eyes glint in my direction. "Are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tahereh-mafi/juliette-i-inhale-too-quickly-a-stifled-cough-is-balloning-in-my/)

[Tahereh Mafi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tahereh-mafi/)

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> [“Separately they surveyed their individual plates, trying to decide which item was most likely to be edible. They arrived at the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judith-mcnaught/separately-they-surveyed-their-individual-plates-trying-to-decide/)

[Judith McNaught](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judith-mcnaught/)

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> [“It’s so weird that it’s Christmas Eve,” I said, clinking my glass to his. It was the first time I’d spent the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/it-s-so-weird-that-it-s-christmas-eve-i-said-clinking-my-glass-to-his/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

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> [“I make grilled cheeses for lunch, one for me, two for Will. We don’t have any chips, but I find a far…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-jordan/i-make-grilled-cheeses-for-lunch-one-for-me-two-for-will-we-don-t/)

[Sophie Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-jordan/)

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> [He's laughing me into a stupor, she thought. I could heckle, I suppose, I could throw a bread roll at him, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-nicholls/he-s-laughing-me-into-a-stupor-she-thought-i-could-heckle-i-suppose-i/)

[David Nicholls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-nicholls/)

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                        "text": "You mean they killed her?\" asked David. They ate her,\" said Brother Number One. \"With porridge. That's what 'ran away and was never seen again' means in these parts. It means 'eaten.'\" Um and what about 'happily ever after'?\" asked David, a little uncertainly. \"What does that mean?\" Eaten quickly,\" said Brother Number One.",
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                        "text": "Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and a lone, half-dissolved gummy bear, which was a surprise, since I couldn’t actually recall having eaten any. Fun times.",
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                        "text": "“But what a vile leader I would be if I ate the best part of the camel and left the people to eat its bones. Lift up this tray, and bring me some other food.” Some bread and oil were procured for him, and he began to break the bread with his hand and dip it in the oil. He then said, “Woe upon you, O Yarfa’! Lift up this tray and take it to the household of Yathmagh. I have not gone to them in three days, and I fear that they have not eaten anything since that time. So go and give it to them.”",
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                        "text": "“Juliette\" I inhale too quickly. A stifled cough is balloning in my throat. His glassy green eyes glint in my direction. \"Are you not hungry?\" \"No, thank you.\" He licks his bottom lip into a smile. \"Don't confuse stupidity for bravery, love. I know you haven't eaten anything in days.\" Something in my patioence snaps. \"I'd rather die than eat your food and listen to you call me love,\" I tell him. Adam drops his fork. Warner spares him a swift glance and when he looks at my way again his eyes have hardened. He holds my gaze fo a few infinitely long seconds before he pulls a gun out of his jacket pocket. He fires.”",
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                        "text": "“Separately they surveyed their individual plates, trying to decide which item was most likely to be edible. They arrived at the same conclusion at the same moment; both of them picked up a strip of bacon and bit into it. Noisy crunching and cracking sounds ensued-like those of a large tree breaking in half and falling. Carefully avoiding each other’s eyes, they continued crunching away until they’d both eaten all the bacon on their plates. That finished, Elizabeth summoned her courage and took a dainty bite of egg. The egg tasted like tough, salted wrapping paper, but Elizabeth chewed manfully on it, her stomach churning with humiliation and a lump of tears starting to swell in her throat. She expected some scathing comment at any moment from her companion, and the more politely he continued eating, the more she wished he’d revert to his usual unpleasant self so that she’d at least have the defense of anger. Lately everything that happened to her was humiliating, and her pride and confidence were in tatters. Leaving the egg unfinished, she put down her fork and tried the biscuit. After several seconds of attempting to break a piece off with her fingers she picked up her knife and sawed away at it. A brown piece finally broke loose; she lifted it to her mouth and bit-but it was so tough her teeth only made grooves on the surface. Across the table she felt Ian’s eyes on her, and the urge to weep doubled. “Would you like some coffee?” she asked in a suffocated little voice. “Yes, thank you.” Relieved to have a moment to compose herself, Elizabeth arose and went to the stove, but her eyes blurred with tears as she blindly filled a mug with freshly brewed coffee. She brought it over to him, then sat down again. Sliding a glance at the defeated girl sitting with her head bent and her hands folded in her lap, Ian felt a compulsive urge to either laugh or comfort her, but since chewing was requiring such an effort, he couldn’t do either. Swallowing the last piece of egg, he finally managed to say, “That was…er…quite filling.” Thinking perhaps he hadn’t found it so bad as she had, Elizabeth hesitantly raised her eyes to his. “I haven’t had a great deal of experience with cooking,” she admitted in a small voice. She watched him take a mouthful of coffee, saw his eyes widen with shock-and he began to chew the coffee. Elizabeth lurched to her feet, squired her shoulders, and said hoarsely, “I always take a stroll after breakfast. Excuse me.” Still chewing, Ian watched her flee from the house, then he gratefully got rid of the mouthful of coffee grounds.”",
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                        "text": "“It’s so weird that it’s Christmas Eve,” I said, clinking my glass to his. It was the first time I’d spent the occasion apart from my parents. “I know,” he said. “I was just thinking that.” We both dug into our steaks. I wished I’d made myself two. The meat was tender and flavorful, and perfectly medium-rare. I felt like Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby , when she barely seared a steak in the middle of the afternoon and devoured it like a wolf. Except I didn’t have a pixie cut. And I wasn’t harboring Satan’s spawn. “Hey,” I began, looking into his eyes. “I’m sorry I’ve been so…so pathetic since, like, the day we got married.” He smiled and took a swig of Dr Pepper. “You haven’t been pathetic,” he said. He was a terrible liar. “I haven’t?” I asked, incredulous, savoring the scrumptious red meat. “No,” he answered, taking another bite of steak and looking me squarely in the eye. “You haven’t.” I was feeling argumentative. “Have you forgotten about my inner ear disturbance, which caused me to vomit all across Australia?” He paused, then countered, “Have you forgotten about the car I rented us?” I laughed, then struck back. “Have you forgotten about the poisonous lobster I ordered us?” Then he pulled out all the stops. “Have you forgotten all the money we lost?” I refused to be thwarted. “Have you forgotten that I found out I was pregnant after we got back from our honeymoon and I called my parents to tell them and I didn’t get a chance because my mom left my dad and I went on to have a nervous breakdown and had morning sickness for six weeks and now my jeans don’t fit?” I was the clear winner here. “Have you forgotten that I got you pregnant?” he said, grinning. I smiled and took the last bite of my steak. Marlboro Man looked down at my plate. “Want some of mine?” he asked. He’d only eaten half of his. “Sure,” I said, ravenously and unabashedly sticking my fork into a big chuck of his rib eye. I was so grateful for so many things: Marlboro Man, his outward displays of love, the new life we shared together, the child growing inside my body. But at that moment, at that meal, I was so grateful to be a carnivore again.”",
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