--- title: "1 Eat Waffles Quotes By Due Date" description: "1 Eat Waffles quotes by Due Date. Plus more from Due Date and more Eat Waffles sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/due-date-19667_quote_if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t_1203304.jpg" --- > [If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t-eat-waffles-peter/) Due Date [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/due-date-19667_quote_if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t_1203304.jpg) ## More by Due Date > [You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/you-were-like-a-fucking-commando-you-were-a-comanche-warrior-peter/) Due Date > [You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/you-better-change-yourself-before-you-wreck-yourself-ethan-tremblay/) Due Date > [You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/you-americano-s-sneak-into-our-country-bring-drugs-party-you-sleep/) Due Date > [Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/ethan-you-broke-the-seal-when-you-poured-out-the-coffee-then-you/) Due Date > [I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/i-kept-some-i-kept-a-little-bit-of-it-and-put-it-in-my-wallet-it-s/) Due Date > [Dad, you were like a father to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/dad-you-were-like-a-father-to-me/) Due Date > [Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/ethan-i-know-you-made-it-up-it-s-your-fucking-stage-name-why-did-you/) Due Date > [Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/nothin-he-loved-more-than-jazz-music-and-womens-titties-ethan-tremblay/) Due Date > [Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/oh-that-s-me-i-m-just-masturbating-well-if-you-keep-interrupting-me/) Due Date > [I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over. -Ethan Tremblay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/i-can-t-believe-i-did-that-sorry-peter-i-m-so-sorry-i-didn-t-think-it/) Due Date > [If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t-eat-waffles-peter/) Due Date > [Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/sonny-you-will-be-sorely-missed-you-little-bat-faced-piece-of-shit/) Due Date > [Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/okay-you-just-look-really-official-and-you-know-if-i-ask-you-if-you/) Due Date > [Yeah. Well, I was in stealth mode. Still got the scarf on my head and everything. -Ethan Tremblay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/yeah-well-i-was-in-stealth-mode-still-got-the-scarf-on-my-head-and/) Due Date > [Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands crossed and whatever name…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/why-because-it-s-a-picture-of-yourself-anyone-can-take-a-picture-in-a/) Due Date ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eat-waffles/due-date/#itemlist", "name": "1 Eat Waffles Quotes By Due Date", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Due Date" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/due-date/if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t-eat-waffles-peter/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/due-date-19667_quote_if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t_1203304.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/due-date-19667_quote_if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t_1203304.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/due-date-19667_quote_if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t_1203304.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter” — Due Date", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eat-waffles/due-date/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eat-waffles/due-date/", "name": "Eat Waffles Quotes by Due Date", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eat-waffles/due-date/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa4/due-date-19667_quote_if-you-re-allergic-to-waffles-then-don-t_1203304.jpg" }, "description": "1 Eat Waffles quotes by Due Date. 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