--- title: "15 Eat Half Quotes by 15 authors" description: "Browse 15 Eat Half quotes by 15 authors. Discover the best Eat Half sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/jim-jefferies-8092_cardio_i-just-eat-half-portions-do-cardio-every_2675839.jpg" --- > [I just eat half portions, do cardio every day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jefferies/i-just-eat-half-portions-do-cardio-every-day/) [Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-jefferies/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/jim-jefferies-8092_cardio_i-just-eat-half-portions-do-cardio-every_2675839.jpg) > [If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wakas-mir/if-a-snickers-chocolate-bar-has-50-sugar-wouldn-t-it-be-safe-to-eat/) [Wakas Mir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wakas-mir/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f97/wakas-mir-76422_bars_if-a-snickers-chocolate-bar-has-50-sugar_2172003.jpg) > [I have a very pragmatic approach to diets. Ones you can't stick to don't do you any good. Some people say, 'Just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathan-myhrvold/i-have-a-very-pragmatic-approach-to-diets-ones-you-can-t-stick-to-don/) [Nathan Myhrvold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathan-myhrvold/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f15/nathan-myhrvold-3298_approach_i-have-a-very-pragmatic-approach-to-diet_1825131.png) > [By God, we will make the fire eat up half of Isreal if it tries to do anything against Iraq.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saddam-hussein/by-god-we-will-make-the-fire-eat-up-half-of-isreal-if-it-tries-to-do/) [Saddam Hussein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saddam-hussein/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ff/saddam-hussein-8524_fire_by-god-we-will-make-the-fire-eat-up-half_2185246.jpg) > [If I'm gonna have a piece of pie, I'll have a couple bites, or I'll have a smaller piece. I'm not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lori-loughlin/if-i-m-gonna-have-a-piece-of-pie-i-ll-have-a-couple-bites-or-i-ll/) [Lori Loughlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lori-loughlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e0/lori-loughlin-20350_bites_if-i-m-gonna-have-a-piece-of-pie-i-ll-ha_666395.jpg) > [I travel 330 days a year and eat every two and a half hours - I'm a big guy. I always carry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-irvine/i-travel-330-days-a-year-and-eat-every-two-and-a-half-hours-i-m-a-big/) [Robert Irvine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-irvine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d83/robert-irvine-22207_big-guy_i-travel-330-days-a-year-and-eat-every-t_978350.jpg) > [“I can tell you this, you never say no to the opportunity to piss, to eat, or to get an half-hour's shut…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/i-can-tell-you-this-you-never-say-no-to-the-opportunity-to-piss-to/) [Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/301/neil-gaiman-29_half-hour_i-can-tell-you-this-you-never-say-no-to_105685.jpg) > [I am a big foodie, so much so that I eat in every half an hour. This is the secret of my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deepika-padukone/i-am-a-big-foodie-so-much-so-that-i-eat-in-every-half-an-hour-this-is/) [Deepika Padukone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deepika-padukone/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a6/deepika-padukone-4403_big_i-am-a-big-foodie-so-much-so-that-i-eat_1078716.png) > [ “I wouldn't eat too many of those \[half-baked ideas\] if I were you. They may look good, but you can get terribly… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norton-juster/i-wouldn-t-eat-too-many-of-those-half-baked-ideas-if-i-were-you-they/) [Norton Juster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norton-juster/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d77/norton-juster-2113_childrens-literature_i-wouldn-t-eat-too-many-of-those-half-ba_698111.png) > [If you pursue an evenhanded policy between a cat and a mouse, do you help the mouse to survive - or allow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haim-harari/if-you-pursue-an-evenhanded-policy-between-a-cat-and-a-mouse-do-you/) [Haim Harari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haim-harari/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f17/haim-harari-54400_cat_if-you-pursue-an-evenhanded-policy-betwe_884035.png) > [For recovery, I think it's a big deal to eat within a half-hour after you exercise. Otherwise I just try to put…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-phelps/for-recovery-i-think-it-s-a-big-deal-to-eat-within-a-half-hour-after/) [Michael Phelps](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-phelps/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b6/michael-phelps-2388_bags_for-recovery-i-think-it-s-a-big-deal-to_2967974.jpg) > [A misperception about anorexia is that you don't eat. Not true. Maybe you eat just 500 calories a day. It would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brittany-snow/a-misperception-about-anorexia-is-that-you-don-t-eat-not-true-maybe/) [Brittany Snow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brittany-snow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d1/brittany-snow-8013_day_a-misperception-about-anorexia-is-that-y_2108775.jpg) > [The Americans as a nation are killing themselves with their vices and high living. As much as a man ought to eat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brigham-young/the-americans-as-a-nation-are-killing-themselves-with-their-vices-and/) [Brigham Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brigham-young/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/brigham-young-1075_advice_the-americans-as-a-nation-are-killing-th_240414.jpg) > [“A serving size on ice cream is like a half a cup. Is that like a joke some guy put on there?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/a-serving-size-on-ice-cream-is-like-a-half-a-cup-is-that-like-a-joke/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/475/brian-regan-3918_food_a-serving-size-on-ice-cream-is-like-a-ha_854252.png) > [I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrice-o-neal/i-don-t-go-to-any-sexy-places-to-eat-where-they-give-you-half-a-lamb/) [Patrice O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrice-o-neal/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/325/patrice-o-neal-22724_beans_i-don-t-go-to-any-sexy-places-to-eat-whe_2909926.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/eat-half/#itemlist", "name": "Eat Half Quotes", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I just eat half portions, do cardio every day.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jim Jefferies" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-jefferies/i-just-eat-half-portions-do-cardio-every-day/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/jim-jefferies-8092_cardio_i-just-eat-half-portions-do-cardio-every_2675839.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/jim-jefferies-8092_cardio_i-just-eat-half-portions-do-cardio-every_2675839.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdb/jim-jefferies-8092_cardio_i-just-eat-half-portions-do-cardio-every_2675839.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I just eat half portions, do cardio every day.” — Jim Jefferies", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Wakas Mir" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wakas-mir/if-a-snickers-chocolate-bar-has-50-sugar-wouldn-t-it-be-safe-to-eat/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f97/wakas-mir-76422_bars_if-a-snickers-chocolate-bar-has-50-sugar_2172003.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f97/wakas-mir-76422_bars_if-a-snickers-chocolate-bar-has-50-sugar_2172003.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f97/wakas-mir-76422_bars_if-a-snickers-chocolate-bar-has-50-sugar_2172003.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?” — Wakas Mir", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have a very pragmatic approach to diets. 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