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title: "4 Earth Wants Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Earth Wants quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Earth Wants sayings and thoughts."
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> [Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bryson/every-dog-on-the-face-of-the-earth-wants-me-dead/)

[Bill Bryson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bryson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/001/bill-bryson-340_dead_every-dog-on-the-face-of-the-earth-wants_284744.png)

> [Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/everybody-wants-to-save-the-earth-nobody-wants-to-help-mom-do-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/339/anonymous-1_dishes_everybody-wants-to-save-the-earth-nobody_551357.jpg)

> [“What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregory-maguire/what-s-big-thick-makes-the-earth-move-and-wants-to-have-its-way-with/)

[Gregory Maguire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregory-maguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1cc/gregory-maguire-547_earth_what-s-big-thick-makes-the-earth-move-an_1427120.png)

> [Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help me do the dishes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/everybody-wants-to-save-the-earth-nobody-wants-to-help-me-do-the/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bfe/anonymous-1_nature_everybody-wants-to-save-the-earth-nobody_2122454.jpg)

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