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title: "5 Earlobes Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [“What's the weirdest thing you've pierced?" "Earlobes," he plainly stated. "Earlobes?" "Yeah," he said. "Once you've held a couple dozen penises in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-aiken/what-s-the-weirdest-thing-you-ve-pierced-earlobes-he-plainly-stated/)

[Sean Aiken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-aiken/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/sean-aiken-276838_different-perspectiv_what-s-the-weirdest-thing-you-ve-pierced_62938.jpg)

> [I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-mascis/i-don-t-have-any-tattoos-but-i-ve-thought-about-getting-ernie-from/)

[J Mascis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-mascis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7c/j-mascis-27113_bigs_i-don-t-have-any-tattoos-but-i-ve-though_243079.jpg)

> [I love earlobes! No, I'm kidding. I would have to say if a girl has beautiful eyes, I'm going to be interested.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-jonas/i-love-earlobes-no-i-m-kidding-i-would-have-to-say-if-a-girl-has/)

[Nick Jonas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-jonas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d16/nick-jonas-2528_beautiful-eyes_i-love-earlobes-no-i-m-kidding-i-would-h_465032.jpg)

> [Like, they know that I have a habit of rubbing my earlobes, I've been doing it since I was two.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/balthazar-getty/like-they-know-that-i-have-a-habit-of-rubbing-my-earlobes-i-ve-been/)

[Balthazar Getty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/balthazar-getty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/114/balthazar-getty-22912_been_like-they-know-that-i-have-a-habit-of-ru_499106.png)

> [“and my earlobes have not been stabbed (er, pierced).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-m-martin/and-my-earlobes-have-not-been-stabbed-er-pierced/)

[Ann M. Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-m-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/707/ann-m-martin-10117_pierced_and-my-earlobes-have-not-been-stabbed-er_657611.jpg)

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