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title: "7 Ear Corn Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [Sometimes I think that if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/sometimes-i-think-that-if-i-had-to-choose-between-an-ear-of-corn-or/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

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> [I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/i-wish-scientists-would-come-up-with-an-ear-of-corn-that-was-big-and/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [How can one come to possess great faith? Now listen, here is the answer to that: First, the blade, then the ear,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/smith-wigglesworth/how-can-one-come-to-possess-great-faith-now-listen-here-is-the-answer/)

[Smith Wigglesworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/smith-wigglesworth/)

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> [Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sara-gruen/sometimes-i-think-if-i-had-to-choose-between-an-ear-of-corn-or-making/)

[Sara Gruen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sara-gruen/)

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> [Two sparrows on one Ear of Corn make an ill agreement.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-herbert/two-sparrows-on-one-ear-of-corn-make-an-ill-agreement/)

[George Herbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-herbert/)

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> [A single ear of corn in a large field is as strange as a single world in infinite space.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/metrodorus-of-chios/a-single-ear-of-corn-in-a-large-field-is-as-strange-as-a-single-world/)

[Metrodorus of Chios](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/metrodorus-of-chios/)

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> [“It would be strange if a single ear of corn grew in a large plain, or there were only one world in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/metrodorus-of-chios-4th-century-bc/it-would-be-strange-if-a-single-ear-of-corn-grew-in-a-large-plain-or/)

[Metrodorus of Chios 4th Century BC](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/metrodorus-of-chios-4th-century-bc/)

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