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> [“Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there’s always someone eager to help you destroy yourself. It”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/funny-that-no-matter-where-you-are-in-the-world-there-s-always/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

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## More by James St. James

> [So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/so-let-s-start-at-the-very-begining-a-very-good-place-to-start/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [“and so it came to pass that i was strapped to a gurney and covered in raw liver and slabs of beef that very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/and-so-it-came-to-pass-that-i-was-strapped-to-a-gurney-and-covered-in/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [I think that when you are a teenager, it's the smartest you will ever be in your life. Teenagers are so resilient and strong,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/i-think-that-when-you-are-a-teenager-it-s-the-smartest-you-will-ever/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [If letters had eyebrows, these would be arched.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/if-letters-had-eyebrows-these-would-be-arched/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/i-can-be-an-incredibly-fabulous-person-and-i-don-t-have-to-be-in-the/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/there-are-people-who-have-too-much-space-between-their-ears-and-given/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/the-true-nature-of-evil-is-that-it-is-so-very-casual/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/drug-addicts-are-so-funny-that-way-just-spinning-around-lost-in-their/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [“There are times when the world slips out of control. It's like an accident that is happening too quickly , and you can't stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/there-are-times-when-the-world-slips-out-of-control-it-s-like-an/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [“We're like two peas in a pod""Pity the pod”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/we-re-like-two-peas-in-a-pod-pity-the-pod/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [I don’t know how you look at the inside of your head — what metaphor you choose — but for those of us with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/i-don-t-know-how-you-look-at-the-inside-of-your-head-what-metaphor/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [Tease hair, not homos!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/tease-hair-not-homos/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [“Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there’s always someone eager to help you destroy yourself. It”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/funny-that-no-matter-where-you-are-in-the-world-there-s-always/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [“And LO and BEHOLD, I was on BOTH the six AND eleven o’clock newscasts! AND all the commercials, as well! (‘Day of the drag…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/and-lo-and-behold-i-was-on-both-the-six-and-eleven-o-clock-newscasts/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

> [I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-st-james/i-can-remember-every-outfit-i-wore-to-every-party-going-back-to-1983/)

[James St. James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-st-james/)

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