--- title: "24 Dying Quotes By Woody Allen" description: "24 Dying quotes by Woody Allen. Plus more from Woody Allen and more Dying sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fa/woody-allen-176_death_i-m-not-afriad-of-death-i-just-don-t-wan_2393852.jpg" --- > [I'm not afriad of death I just don't want to be there when it happens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-m-not-afriad-of-death-i-just-don-t-want-to-be-there-when-it-happens/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fa/woody-allen-176_death_i-m-not-afriad-of-death-i-just-don-t-wan_2393852.jpg) > [My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/my-relationship-with-death-remains-the-same-i-m-strongly-against-it/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/754/woody-allen-176_death_my-relationship-with-death-remains-the-s_2190921.jpg) > [I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-don-t-fear-death-i-just-don-t-want-to-be-around-when-it-happens/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3af/woody-allen-176_death_i-don-t-fear-death-i-just-don-t-want-to_1980794.jpg) > [I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-wouldn-t-mind-dying-so-much-if-it-wasn-t-that-i-would-be-dead-at/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67a/woody-allen-176_dead-end_i-wouldn-t-mind-dying-so-much-if-it-wasn_2536797.jpg) > [Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-can-t-leave-without-dying/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da9/woody-allen-176_camps_life-is-like-a-concentration-camp-you-ca_798807.jpg) > [If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/if-god-exists-i-hope-he-has-a-good-excuse/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4cd/woody-allen-176_death_if-god-exists-i-hope-he-has-a-good-excus_2832692.jpg) > [I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-don-t-mind-dying-as-long-as-i-don-t-have-to-be-there-when-it-happens/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/143/woody-allen-176_death_i-don-t-mind-dying-as-long-as-i-don-t-ha_2265380.jpg) > [Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/death-should-not-be-seen-as-the-end-but-as-a-very-effective-way-to/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ac/woody-allen-176_cutting_death-should-not-be-seen-as-the-end-but_3225087.jpg) > [Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/some-people-want-to-achieve-immortality-through-their-works-or-their/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e7d/woody-allen-176_achieve_some-people-want-to-achieve-immortality_2050637.jpg) > [I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-don-t-want-to-achieve-immortality-through-my-work-i-want-to-achieve-2/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5e/woody-allen-176_achieve_i-don-t-want-to-achieve-immortality-thro_1975527.jpg) > [Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/not-think-of-death-as-an-end-but-think-of-it-more-as-a-very-effective/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f86/woody-allen-176_cutting_not-think-of-death-as-an-end-but-think-o_184516.jpg) > [“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/death-doesn-t-really-worry-me-that-much-i-m-not-frightened-about-it-i/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36b/woody-allen-176_death_death-doesn-t-really-worry-me-that-much_2465266.jpg) > [The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-whole-thrust-of-science-and-the-medical-profession-is-to-try-and/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c43/woody-allen-176_dying_the-whole-thrust-of-science-and-the-medi_372758.jpg) > [I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-don-t-want-to-achieve-immortality-through-my-work-i-want-to-achieve-4/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/145/woody-allen-176_achieve_i-don-t-want-to-achieve-immortality-thro_2675804.jpg) > [They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/they-were-doing-the-dying-swan-at-the-ballet-and-there-was-a-rumor/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbb/woody-allen-176_ballet_they-were-doing-the-dying-swan-at-the-ba_1364625.jpg) > [I've never had a block. I'm talking within the limits of my abilities. But in my own small way, I've had an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-ve-never-had-a-block-i-m-talking-within-the-limits-of-my-abilities/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f6/woody-allen-176_ability_i-ve-never-had-a-block-i-m-talking-withi_944117.jpg) > [Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/dying-is-like-making-love-except-you-don-t-get-naseous-afterwards/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd6/woody-allen-176_death_dying-is-like-making-love-except-you-don_2579170.jpg) > [I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-am-not-afraid-of-death-i-just-don-t-want-to-be-there-when-it-happens/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a67/woody-allen-176_afraid-of-death_i-am-not-afraid-of-death-i-just-don-t-wa_2151130.jpg) > [It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/it-s-not-that-i-m-afraid-to-die-i-just-don-t-want-to-be-there-when-it/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8c/woody-allen-176_afraid_it-s-not-that-i-m-afraid-to-die-i-just-d_247193.jpg) > [Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/dying-is-one-of-the-few-things-that-can-be-done-as-easily-lying-down/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fac/woody-allen-176_death_dying-is-one-of-the-few-things-that-can_2359750.jpg) > [I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-prefer-to-achieve-immortality-by-not-dying/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c9/woody-allen-176_achieve_i-prefer-to-achieve-immortality-by-not-d_2581597.jpg) > [I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-don-t-want-to-live-forever-through-my-work-i-want-to-live-forever/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a2/woody-allen-176_death_i-don-t-want-to-live-forever-through-my_317723.jpg) > [I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-don-t-want-to-be-immortal-through-my-works-i-want-to-be-immortal-by/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ce/woody-allen-176_death_i-don-t-want-to-be-immortal-through-my-w_2713214.jpg) > [In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/in-my-next-life-i-want-to-live-backwards-start-out-dead-and-finish/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb3/woody-allen-176_backwards_in-my-next-life-i-want-to-live-backwards_213022.jpg) ## Other authors on Dying ## More by Woody Allen > [“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/true-science-has-conquered-many-diseases-broken-the-genetic-code-and/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/in-every-generation-there-are-a-few-people-who-are-authentically/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-think-frank-capra-was-a-much-craftier-filmmaker-a-wonderful/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/the-food-here-is-terrible-and-the-portions-are-too-small/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/gauguin-flew-into-a-frenzy-he-held-my-head-under-the-x-ray-machine/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/what-has-gotten-into-you-lately-save-a-little-craziness-for-menopause/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-enjoy-the-making-of-the-film-and-it-s-something-for-me-to-do-if/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/why-does-man-kill-he-kills-for-food-and-not-only-food-frequently/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/a-stockbroker-is-someone-who-invests-other-people-s-money-until-it-is/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/man-cannot-live-by-bread-alone-every-once-in-awhile-he-needs-a-salad/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/all-literature-is-a-footnote-to-faust-i-have-no-idea-what-i-mean-by/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/there-are-two-important-things-in-the-world-the-first-is-sex-the/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [You can't ride two horses with one behind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/you-can-t-ride-two-horses-with-one-behind/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) > [Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/is-old-age-really-so-terrible-not-if-you-ve-brushed-your-teeth/) [Woody Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/woody-allen/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dying/woody-allen/#itemlist", "name": "24 Dying Quotes By Woody Allen", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm not afriad of death I just don't want to be there when it happens", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Woody Allen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/woody-allen/i-m-not-afriad-of-death-i-just-don-t-want-to-be-there-when-it-happens/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fa/woody-allen-176_death_i-m-not-afriad-of-death-i-just-don-t-wan_2393852.jpg", "contentUrl": 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