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> [ \[When\] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/when-you-re-dying-laughing-because-your-three-year-old-made-a-fart/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ba/gwyneth-paltrow-1230_dying_when-you-re-dying-laughing-because-your_945697.jpg)

> [Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/some-days-i-feel-like-everyone-in-my-world-has-plugged-themselves/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/532/gwyneth-paltrow-1230_dinner_some-days-i-feel-like-everyone-in-my-wor_1425167.jpg)

> [“I was crying on the inside, but on the outside, to the casual observer, and to the man who was dying, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-was-crying-on-the-inside-but-on-the-outside-to-the-casual-observer/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/562/jarod-kintz-2_crying_i-was-crying-on-the-inside-but-on-the-ou_2311394.jpg)

> [I have not seen anyone die of laughter, but I know millions are dying because they are not laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-merrow/i-have-not-seen-anyone-die-of-laughter-but-i-know-millions-are-dying/)

[James Merrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-merrow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ee/james-merrow-2327_comedy_i-have-not-seen-anyone-die-of-laughter-b_2733304.jpg)

> [I think the birds in the area are dying laughing watching me try not to crash.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cynthia-hand/i-think-the-birds-in-the-area-are-dying-laughing-watching-me-try-not/)

[Cynthia Hand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cynthia-hand/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/028/cynthia-hand-1176_bird_i-think-the-birds-in-the-area-are-dying_2785642.png)

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