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title: "2 Dwarfs Quotes By Erik Bundy"
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> [“I was a modern young woman, fearless and capable (with mace spray in my robe’s right pocket), and I didn’t care who knew it. Attitude was everything when dealing with dwarfs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/i-was-a-modern-young-woman-fearless-and-capable-with-mace-spray-in-my/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/001/erik-bundy-38298_attitude_i-was-a-modern-young-woman-fearless-and_406112.jpg)

> [“Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/dwarf-mothers-didn-t-handicap-their-young-by-teaching-them-to-be/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b6/erik-bundy-38298_dwarfs_dwarf-mothers-didn-t-handicap-their-youn_471564.jpg)

## Other authors on Dwarfs

## More by Erik Bundy

> [“I was a modern young woman, fearless and capable (with mace spray in my robe’s right pocket), and I didn’t care who knew it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/i-was-a-modern-young-woman-fearless-and-capable-with-mace-spray-in-my/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“Dwarf mothers didn’t handicap their young by teaching them to be polite. My neighbors were as short on manners as they were on stature.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/dwarf-mothers-didn-t-handicap-their-young-by-teaching-them-to-be/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“You seem to be trying to ride a pony named Trouble all the way to the border.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/you-seem-to-be-trying-to-ride-a-pony-named-trouble-all-the-way-to-the/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“Most people only have stray thoughts and it stays at that. But you’ve got power, darlin'. You flung out walking evil. Let's hope you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/most-people-only-have-stray-thoughts-and-it-stays-at-that-but-you-ve/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“Jason had joked that dust bunnies under the bed were pets he didn’t mind keeping: they never whined for food and didn’t require a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/jason-had-joked-that-dust-bunnies-under-the-bed-were-pets-he-didn-t/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/that-demon-will-trick-you-faster-than-a-politician-with-a-liquor/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“Sometimes, I wondered if I might speed up his words by grabbing his wrists and finishing his gestures for him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/sometimes-i-wondered-if-i-might-speed-up-his-words-by-grabbing-his/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“I never studied on fighting demons, but that don't mean I aim to let this one defeat us. The dark ones have their share…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/i-never-studied-on-fighting-demons-but-that-don-t-mean-i-aim-to-let/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“It will change your life if you accept her offer. Common pleasures will no longer hold sway over you. It’s somewhat like catching religion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/it-will-change-your-life-if-you-accept-her-offer-common-pleasures/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“Fate might forgive greed, or gluttony, or even bloodlust, but it never ignores being ignored.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/fate-might-forgive-greed-or-gluttony-or-even-bloodlust-but-it-never/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“Oh, darlin’, it has nothing to do with how often you mention him. It’s the moony way you do it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/oh-darlin-it-has-nothing-to-do-with-how-often-you-mention-him-it-s/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

> [“It was said that if you duped death, if you kept someone alive who should have died, then you might be called to die…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-bundy/it-was-said-that-if-you-duped-death-if-you-kept-someone-alive-who/)

[Erik Bundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-bundy/)

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