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> [“You worthless excuse for a dung dealer. (Stryder)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kinley-macgregor/you-worthless-excuse-for-a-dung-dealer-stryder/)

[Kinley MacGregor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kinley-macgregor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/05d/kinley-macgregor-1795_excuse_you-worthless-excuse-for-a-dung-dealer-s_718299.jpg)

> [Turn yourself over to Aksel, and I might let her go. (Arast) Yeah, right. And I’m a one-legged dung dealer. (Nykyrian)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/turn-yourself-over-to-aksel-and-i-might-let-her-go-arast-yeah-right/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f6e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_dealer_turn-yourself-over-to-aksel-and-i-might_1740916.jpg)

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