--- title: "23 Dumpster Quotes by 18 authors" description: "Browse 23 Dumpster quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Dumpster sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/deb/chris-hayes-2208_dumpsters_the-republican-party-is-officially-a-dum_2583043.png" --- > [The Republican Party is officially a dumpster fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-hayes/the-republican-party-is-officially-a-dumpster-fire/) [Chris Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-hayes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/deb/chris-hayes-2208_dumpsters_the-republican-party-is-officially-a-dum_2583043.png) > [The Internet is an actual dumpster fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/franchesca-ramsey/the-internet-is-an-actual-dumpster-fire/) [Franchesca Ramsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/franchesca-ramsey/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/543/franchesca-ramsey-5958_actual_the-internet-is-an-actual-dumpster-fire_2746066.jpg) > [Every dumpster tells a story!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wilson/every-dumpster-tells-a-story/) [John Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wilson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cec/john-wilson-4456_every_every-dumpster-tells-a-story-1141475_1141475.png) > [The best dumpster meal I has was the first one I had.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zal-batmanglij/the-best-dumpster-meal-i-has-was-the-first-one-i-had/) [Zal Batmanglij](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zal-batmanglij/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca7/zal-batmanglij-4753_best_the-best-dumpster-meal-i-has-was-the-fir_2741447.jpg) > [Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/thanks-for-not-ditching-me-in-a-dumpster/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45c/anonymous-1_gratitude_thanks-for-not-ditching-me-in-a-dumpster_1184388.jpg) > [It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/it-s-five-o-clock-in-the-morning-you-ve-just-pissed-on-a-dumpster-it/) [Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b40/robin-williams-682_clock_it-s-five-o-clock-in-the-morning-you-ve_475862.jpg) > [That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-norton/that-looks-like-something-out-of-the-dumpster-of-planned-parenthood/) [Jim Norton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-norton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2a/jim-norton-2848_dumpsters_that-looks-like-something-out-of-the-dum_2204532.png) > [“If you don’t learn to feed yourself, you wind up dumpster diving for someone else’s leftovers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-hall/if-you-don-t-learn-to-feed-yourself-you-wind-up-dumpster-diving-for/) [Mark Hall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-hall/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9a/mark-hall-18282_food_if-you-don-t-learn-to-feed-yourself-you_2416712.png) > [Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sin-city/like-a-corpse-left-in-a-garbage-dumpster-in-the-middle-of-summer/) [Sin City](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sin-city/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/573/sin-city-278487_corpse_like-a-corpse-left-in-a-garbage-dumpster_2389934.jpg) > [No one dives a dumpster like a rich kid dives a dumpster, because there's no shame.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zal-batmanglij/no-one-dives-a-dumpster-like-a-rich-kid-dives-a-dumpster-because/) [Zal Batmanglij](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zal-batmanglij/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/648/zal-batmanglij-4753_because_no-one-dives-a-dumpster-like-a-rich-kid_198422.jpg) > [If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alton-brown/if-i-took-my-turkey-out-of-the-refrigerator-and-like-threw-it-in-a/) [Alton Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alton-brown/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/303/alton-brown-3699_drug_if-i-took-my-turkey-out-of-the-refrigera_2464645.png) > [Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/save-your-sweet-talk-for-later-daphne-the-garbage-guys-just-drove-up/) [Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fea/susan-elizabeth-phillips-815_climbs_save-your-sweet-talk-for-later-daphne-th_2847598.jpg) > [“I'm running out of names. There aren't that many vile things on this earth that can describe what a cum dumpster you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/i-m-running-out-of-names-there-aren-t-that-many-vile-things-on-this/) [Karina Halle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karina-halle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4b/karina-halle-452_names_i-m-running-out-of-names-there-aren-t-th_2324701.jpg) > [I used to go to a Blockbuster every weekend and I used to dumpster dive all the movie advertisements that they were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wilson/i-used-to-go-to-a-blockbuster-every-weekend-and-i-used-to-dumpster/) [John Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wilson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3dc/john-wilson-4456_dive_i-used-to-go-to-a-blockbuster-every-week_1435733.png) > [We're taught that food in a dumpster is waste. But when you find bags of bread that are perfectly good, all of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zal-batmanglij/we-re-taught-that-food-in-a-dumpster-is-waste-but-when-you-find-bags/) [Zal Batmanglij](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zal-batmanglij/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/794/zal-batmanglij-4753_bread_we-re-taught-that-food-in-a-dumpster-is_2215006.jpg) > [You know the block was ill as a youngster Every night it was like a, cop would get killed body found in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nas/you-know-the-block-was-ill-as-a-youngster-every-night-it-was-like-a/) [Nas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/83b/nas-650_block_you-know-the-block-was-ill-as-a-youngste_2539521.png) > [If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-g-browne/if-you-ve-never-been-in-a-dumpster-coated-with-industrial-waste-while/) [S.G. Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-g-browne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/565/s-g-browne-27787_dumpsters_if-you-ve-never-been-in-a-dumpster-coate_802514.jpg) > [The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/justin-bieber/the-beliebers-have-done-some-pretty-crazy-stuff-last-week-the-night/) [Justin Bieber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/justin-bieber/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fb/justin-bieber-551_building_the-beliebers-have-done-some-pretty-craz_784983.jpg) > [A Republican primary race that has for months alternated between spectacle and abomination has over the past 20th hours ignited into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-hayes/a-republican-primary-race-that-has-for-months-alternated-between/) [Chris Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-hayes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/084/chris-hayes-2208_abomination_a-republican-primary-race-that-has-for-m_3008743.png) > [It's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maureen-johnson/it-s-us-stephen-said-oh-thank-god-said-a-voice-callum-emerged-from/) [Maureen Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maureen-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0bf/maureen-johnson-1282_bags_it-s-us-stephen-said-oh-thank-god-said-a_1284084.jpg) > [“It was then that my gaze happened to fall on the bookcase, on the gap there, where the old paperback of "Nine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-c-boyle/it-was-then-that-my-gaze-happened-to-fall-on-the-bookcase-on-the-gap/) [T.C. Boyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-c-boyle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e79/t-c-boyle-8108_broken-homes_it-was-then-that-my-gaze-happened-to-fal_910489.png) > [“And then she started picking up trash behind the dumpster. It was ankle deep back there, blown in from all over the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/and-then-she-started-picking-up-trash-behind-the-dumpster-it-was/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f2/wayne-harrison-the-spark-and-t_nervous-breakdown_and-then-she-started-picking-up-trash-be_834906.jpg) > [“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeannette-walls/i-was-sitting-in-a-taxi-wondering-if-i-had-overdressed-for-the/) [Jeannette Walls](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeannette-walls/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcc/jeannette-walls-1378_dog_i-was-sitting-in-a-taxi-wondering-if-i-h_82528.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dumpster/#itemlist", "name": "Dumpster Quotes", "numberOfItems": 23, "itemListElement": [ 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