--- title: "21 Dummies Quotes by 17 authors" description: "Browse 21 Dummies quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Dummies sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/oyelle-geba-a-49780_game_love-is-such-a-game-where-two-dummies-ar_2600430.jpg" --- > [Love is such a game where two dummies are involved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oyelle-geba-a/love-is-such-a-game-where-two-dummies-are-involved/) [Oyelle Gebaña](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oyelle-geba-a/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/oyelle-geba-a-49780_game_love-is-such-a-game-where-two-dummies-ar_2600430.jpg) > [“book loan for Menopause For Dummies”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/book-loan-for-menopause-for-dummies/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/anonymous-1_books_book-loan-for-menopause-for-dummies-9757_975709.jpg) > [“Part I, Dummies Classics,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wiley-and-sons/part-i-dummies-classics/) [John Wiley and Sons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wiley-and-sons/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e7/john-wiley-and-sons-22858_classics_part-i-dummies-classics-2259155_2259155.jpg) > [Females that think being the other woman is ok...dummies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/females-that-think-being-the-other-woman-is-ok-dummies/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/153/anonymous-1_being-the-other-woma_females-that-think-being-the-other-woman_1578911.jpg) > [...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-quittner/you-can-look-forward-to-reading-i-swear-this-is-true-microsoft-bob/) [Josh Quittner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-quittner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc2/josh-quittner-81921_bob_you-can-look-forward-to-reading-i-swear_2258068.png) > [Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-more/most-people-know-nothing-about-learning-many-despise-it-dummies/) [Thomas More](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-more/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/447/thomas-more-3382_despise_most-people-know-nothing-about-learning_1076663.jpg) > [“I'm writing a new book called 'Ventroliquism for Dummies'.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-moore/i-m-writing-a-new-book-called-ventroliquism-for-dummies/) [Ron Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-moore/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f07/ron-moore-73365_book_i-m-writing-a-new-book-called-ventroliqu_2246916.jpg) > [It's better to dead a beef than let it breathe. Then we don't succeed. Cause then you gotta murder dummies. Waste your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nas/it-s-better-to-dead-a-beef-than-let-it-breathe-then-we-don-t-succeed/) [Nas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/303/nas-650_money_it-s-better-to-dead-a-beef-than-let-it-b_2756916.png) > [If I came home with a grade of A, my father would say, 'There must have been a lot of dummies in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-stiglitz/if-i-came-home-with-a-grade-of-a-my-father-would-say-there-must-have/) [Joseph Stiglitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-stiglitz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fa/joseph-stiglitz-1351_class_if-i-came-home-with-a-grade-of-a-my-fath_1316991.jpg) > [My Second Book, Stupid, For Dummies. Shall be on store shelves soon. It is the followup to my first book, The International…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/my-second-book-stupid-for-dummies-shall-be-on-store-shelves-soon-it/) [Eric Nickel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-nickel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/eric-nickel-934_books_my-second-book-stupid-for-dummies-shall_2946281.jpg) > [I didn't want any degrees if all the ill-read literates and radio announcers and pedagogical dummies I knew had them by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-didn-t-want-any-degrees-if-all-the-ill-read-literates-and-radio/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1e/anonymous-1_books_i-didn-t-want-any-degrees-if-all-the-ill_2033284.jpg) > [Facts are ventriloquists dummies. Sitting on a wise man's knee they may be made to utter words of wisdom; elsewhere, they say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldous-huxley/facts-are-ventriloquists-dummies-sitting-on-a-wise-man-s-knee-they/) [Aldous Huxley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldous-huxley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66a/aldous-huxley-97_dummy_facts-are-ventriloquists-dummies-sitting_533992.jpg) > [Always hire people who are better than you. Hiring dummies is shortsighted. You can't move up the ladder until everyone is comfortable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lois-wyse/always-hire-people-who-are-better-than-you-hiring-dummies-is/) [Lois Wyse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lois-wyse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b55/lois-wyse-14119_better-than-you_always-hire-people-who-are-better-than-y_83776.png) > [I drop styles on ears...the public bite 'em. Not many went to school, so the dummies wouldn't write 'em. They say, "Yo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kool-keith/i-drop-styles-on-ears-the-public-bite-em-not-many-went-to-school-so/) [Kool Keith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kool-keith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b20/kool-keith-14577_big-words_i-drop-styles-on-ears-the-public-bite-em_2769427.png) > [If I'm being completely honest, when it comes to artificial intelligence and computer programming... I bought this little book at Barnes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-glusman/if-i-m-being-completely-honest-when-it-comes-to-artificial/) [Karl Glusman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-glusman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb3/karl-glusman-24066_artificial-intellige_if-i-m-being-completely-honest-when-it-c_2125910.jpg) > [“Our reach also expanded beyond the U.S., and even the English-speaking world. Before the decade was over For Dummies books had been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wiley-and-sons/our-reach-also-expanded-beyond-the-u-s-and-even-the-english-speaking/) [John Wiley and Sons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wiley-and-sons/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/john-wiley-and-sons-22858_books_our-reach-also-expanded-beyond-the-u-s-a_89380.jpg) > [This is a dreadful thing to say, but I have wondered in my darker hours that, if everything were legal, wouldn't it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/this-is-a-dreadful-thing-to-say-but-i-have-wondered-in-my-darker/) [Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/56f/stephen-king-13_be-kind_this-is-a-dreadful-thing-to-say-but-i-ha_1941207.jpg) > [Most people don't realize the many steps that a pop-up goes through. There are a variety of "Dummies" (the sketch phase of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tomie-depaola/most-people-don-t-realize-the-many-steps-that-a-pop-up-goes-through/) [Tomie dePaola](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tomie-depaola/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/102/tomie-depaola-56189_art_most-people-don-t-realize-the-many-steps_1214991.jpg) > [But the problem is that you cannot just admit to something you haven't done; you need to deliver the details, which you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mohamedou-ould-slahi/but-the-problem-is-that-you-cannot-just-admit-to-something-you-haven/) [Mohamedou Ould Slahi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mohamedou-ould-slahi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b08/mohamedou-ould-slahi-11311_details_but-the-problem-is-that-you-cannot-just_2791548.jpg) > [Just remember: you're not a 'dummy,' no matter what those computer books claim. The real dummies are the people who-though technically expert-couldn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walt-mossberg/just-remember-you-re-not-a-dummy-no-matter-what-those-computer-books/) [Walt Mossberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walt-mossberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e5/walt-mossberg-4158_book_just-remember-you-re-not-a-dummy-no-matt_176371.png) > [“wrote us letters (maybe not millions of them, but lots). They thanked us for teaching them how to use their computer, their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wiley-and-sons/wrote-us-letters-maybe-not-millions-of-them-but-lots-they-thanked-us/) [John Wiley and Sons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wiley-and-sons/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/961/john-wiley-and-sons-22858_computers_wrote-us-letters-maybe-not-millions-of-t_1571597.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dummies/#itemlist", "name": "Dummies Quotes", "numberOfItems": 21, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Love is such a game where two dummies are involved.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Oyelle Gebaña" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oyelle-geba-a/love-is-such-a-game-where-two-dummies-are-involved/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/oyelle-geba-a-49780_game_love-is-such-a-game-where-two-dummies-ar_2600430.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/oyelle-geba-a-49780_game_love-is-such-a-game-where-two-dummies-ar_2600430.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e51/oyelle-geba-a-49780_game_love-is-such-a-game-where-two-dummies-ar_2600430.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Love is such a game where two dummies are involved.” — Oyelle Gebaña", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“book loan for Menopause For Dummies”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/book-loan-for-menopause-for-dummies/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/anonymous-1_books_book-loan-for-menopause-for-dummies-9757_975709.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/anonymous-1_books_book-loan-for-menopause-for-dummies-9757_975709.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb4/anonymous-1_books_book-loan-for-menopause-for-dummies-9757_975709.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“book loan for Menopause For Dummies” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Part I, Dummies Classics,”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Wiley and Sons" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wiley-and-sons/part-i-dummies-classics/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e7/john-wiley-and-sons-22858_classics_part-i-dummies-classics-2259155_2259155.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e7/john-wiley-and-sons-22858_classics_part-i-dummies-classics-2259155_2259155.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e7/john-wiley-and-sons-22858_classics_part-i-dummies-classics-2259155_2259155.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Part I, Dummies Classics,” — John Wiley and Sons", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Females that think being the other woman is ok...dummies.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/females-that-think-being-the-other-woman-is-ok-dummies/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/153/anonymous-1_being-the-other-woma_females-that-think-being-the-other-woman_1578911.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/153/anonymous-1_being-the-other-woma_females-that-think-being-the-other-woman_1578911.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/153/anonymous-1_being-the-other-woma_females-that-think-being-the-other-woman_1578911.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Females that think being the other woman is ok...dummies.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "...you can look forward to reading - 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Shall be on store shelves soon. It is the followup to my first book, The International Best Seller, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Idiocy. Supplies, shall surely be, Unlimited...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eric Nickel" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-nickel/my-second-book-stupid-for-dummies-shall-be-on-store-shelves-soon-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/eric-nickel-934_books_my-second-book-stupid-for-dummies-shall_2946281.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/eric-nickel-934_books_my-second-book-stupid-for-dummies-shall_2946281.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/eric-nickel-934_books_my-second-book-stupid-for-dummies-shall_2946281.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My Second Book, Stupid, For Dummies. Shall be on store shelves soon. 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