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title: "60 Dumbass Quotes by 45 authors"
description: "Browse 60 Dumbass quotes by 45 authors. Discover the best Dumbass sayings and thoughts."
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> [Lol heres my dumbass Straightener](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/lol-heres-my-dumbass-straightener/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Windows weren't safe dumbass”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-s-knight/windows-weren-t-safe-dumbass/)

[M.S. Knight](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-s-knight/)

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> [“A girl likes to be asked, dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-stover/a-girl-likes-to-be-asked-dumbass/)

[Matthew Stover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-stover/)

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> [come and get it, you dumbass](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iris-johansen/come-and-get-it-you-dumbass/)

[Iris Johansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iris-johansen/)

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> [“You really are a dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stjepan-eji/you-really-are-a-dumbass/)

[Stjepan Šejić](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stjepan-eji/)

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> [I'd rather be called a smartass than a dumbass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-d-rather-be-called-a-smartass-than-a-dumbass/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Yeah, you are kind of a dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-t-dilloway/yeah-you-are-kind-of-a-dumbass/)

[P.T. Dilloway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-t-dilloway/)

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> [“Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eve-langlais/hey-the-pie-is-the-other-way-dumbass/)

[Eve Langlais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eve-langlais/)

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> [“A more accurate slogan would be, “What happens in Vegas ends up on the internet, dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gina-l-maxwell/a-more-accurate-slogan-would-be-what-happens-in-vegas-ends-up-on-the/)

[Gina L. Maxwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gina-l-maxwell/)

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> [“The first step in becoming smarter was to admit what a dumbass you were.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maya-banks/the-first-step-in-becoming-smarter-was-to-admit-what-a-dumbass-you/)

[Maya Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maya-banks/)

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> [Behind one beautiful girl, there is one dumbass guy who did her wrong, and made her strong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/behind-one-beautiful-girl-there-is-one-dumbass-guy-who-did-her-wrong/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I'd be a dumbass if I didn't plan for every contingency.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maya-banks/i-d-be-a-dumbass-if-i-didn-t-plan-for-every-contingency/)

[Maya Banks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maya-banks/)

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> [“The dumbass?' Justin asked. 'Yes, you're not the only one in town. Who knew?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/the-dumbass-justin-asked-yes-you-re-not-the-only-one-in-town-who-knew/)

[Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/)

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> [Dear whore head,you are like a zombie,no matter how many brains you eat,you will never have one](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamika-leeigh/dear-whore-head-you-are-like-a-zombie-no-matter-how-many-brains-you/)

[Tamika-leeigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamika-leeigh/)

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> [I hate coach waters!!!!!!!!!!!! he can go fuck himself](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-coach-waters-he-can-go-fuck-himself/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“So, was the crime lab a reward for almost being killed?' 'No, it was a reward for not being Bryce,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beverly-connor/so-was-the-crime-lab-a-reward-for-almost-being-killed-no-it-was-a/)

[Beverly Connor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beverly-connor/)

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> [“Your Egnlish is so atrocious I don't feel the need to even respond' seems but a long-winded way of saying, 'Home-schooled dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-takei/your-egnlish-is-so-atrocious-i-don-t-feel-the-need-to-even-respond/)

[George Takei](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-takei/)

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> [“Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass—” “I have never in my life called anyone dumbass.” “Are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lish-mcbride/hey-you-called-me-sam-my-actual-name-not-master-or-dumbass-i-have/)

[Lish McBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lish-mcbride/)

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> [“But this hunch is all we have to go on, and every time I question him about feasibility, he smiles at me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendare-blake/but-this-hunch-is-all-we-have-to-go-on-and-every-time-i-question-him/)

[Kendare Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendare-blake/)

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> [“Every time I question him about the feasibility, he smiles at me like he's Yoda and I'm just a dumbass without the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendare-blake/every-time-i-question-him-about-the-feasibility-he-smiles-at-me-like/)

[Kendare Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendare-blake/)

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> [If I have to listen to your dumbass for one more second tell me how to do MY job...i promise you I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikkileigh321/if-i-have-to-listen-to-your-dumbass-for-one-more-second-tell-me-how/)

[Nikkileigh321](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikkileigh321/)

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> [That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/that-ability-to-see-the-right-choice-but-not-until-several-hours-have/)

[David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/)

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> [I wouldn't have to be such a smartass .. if u wasn't such a dumbass .. oops .. that was my outside voice .. wasn't it ?..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maria-micah-rosales/i-wouldn-t-have-to-be-such-a-smartass-if-u-wasn-t-such-a-dumbass-oops/)

[Maria Micah Rosales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maria-micah-rosales/)

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> [“Aristotle, I swear that kid is going to get himself killed one of these days. He’s a dumbass at the genetic level.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-ballard/aristotle-i-swear-that-kid-is-going-to-get-himself-killed-one-of/)

[Gary Ballard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-ballard/)

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> [“No!” Skippy shouted. “Damn you are a dumbass! Seriously! Oh, this is hopeless. Hopeless! Girls hate it when a clueless guy uses…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-alanson/no-skippy-shouted-damn-you-are-a-dumbass-seriously-oh-this-is/)

[Craig Alanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-alanson/)

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> [“The cosmos stands amazed at just how dumb Planet Dumb is. With an uncanny talent for error, humanity has at every crossroads…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ranty-mcranterson/the-cosmos-stands-amazed-at-just-how-dumb-planet-dumb-is-with-an/)

[Ranty McRanterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ranty-mcranterson/)

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> [“What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?” Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jana-oliver/what-did-ya-learn-from-this-dumbass-stunt-here-s-where-she-was/)

[Jana Oliver](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jana-oliver/)

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> [“That dog'll roll in the snow, run in the snow, eat the damn snow, but he wont throught it to shit. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nora-roberts/that-dog-ll-roll-in-the-snow-run-in-the-snow-eat-the-damn-snow-but-he/)

[Nora Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nora-roberts/)

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> [“Taking a deep breath, Sailor decided to lay himself at her feet. "I was imagining the future and thinking of how if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nalini-singh/taking-a-deep-breath-sailor-decided-to-lay-himself-at-her-feet-i-was/)

[Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nalini-singh/)

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> [“I tried to bunked classes, I skipped lectures, I cheated in exams, I lied to my teachers and some stuff were taken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nathaniel-e-quimada/i-tried-to-bunked-classes-i-skipped-lectures-i-cheated-in-exams-i/)

[Nathaniel E. Quimada](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nathaniel-e-quimada/)

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> [Do dumbass things, suffer dumbass consequences.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cody-lundin/do-dumbass-things-suffer-dumbass-consequences/)

[Cody Lundin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cody-lundin/)

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> [“Get Oneness. Or remain a dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fakeer-ishavardas/get-oneness-or-remain-a-dumbass/)

[Fakeer Ishavardas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fakeer-ishavardas/)

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> [My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-l-jackson/my-ass-may-be-dumb-but-i-ain-t-no-dumbass/)

[Samuel L. Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-l-jackson/)

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> [Behind every strong independent girl is a dumbass guy who did her wrong & made her who she is today.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/behind-every-strong-independent-girl-is-a-dumbass-guy-who-did-her/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“You're so pretty, Joe. It's really a shame that you're such a dumbass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/you-re-so-pretty-joe-it-s-really-a-shame-that-you-re-such-a-dumbass/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

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> [“You’ll finally realize the importance of the spark of that diamond when you lost it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rscruz/you-ll-finally-realize-the-importance-of-the-spark-of-that-diamond-2/)

[RSCruz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rscruz/)

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> [You know it is going to be a good stoy when it starts off with so this bitch..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamika-leeigh/you-know-it-is-going-to-be-a-good-stoy-when-it-starts-off-with-so/)

[Tamika-leeigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamika-leeigh/)

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> [“You’ll finally realize the importance of the spark of that diamond once you lost it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rscruz/you-ll-finally-realize-the-importance-of-the-spark-of-that-diamond/)

[RSCruz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rscruz/)

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> [“Why would he do this? "He likes you, dumbass," I said out loud.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fisher-amelie/why-would-he-do-this-he-likes-you-dumbass-i-said-out-loud/)

[Fisher Amelie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fisher-amelie/)

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> [Behind every beautiful girl there's a dumbass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/behind-every-beautiful-girl-there-s-a-dumbass-guy-who-did-her-wrong/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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                        "text": "“What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?” Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl and never do anything like this again. Screw that. Riley locked eyes with him. “I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has to watch my back so asshats don't steal my demons.”",
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                        "text": "“That dog'll roll in the snow, run in the snow, eat the damn snow, but he wont throught it to shit. I dont clear the path, he shits right by the door. Why is that? Ryder asked. Owen replied, \"Hence the name.\" The name of Ryder's dog...Dumbass...”",
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                        "text": "“Taking a deep breath, Sailor decided to lay himself at her feet. \"I was imagining the future and thinking of how if everything went according to plan, I'd have a very successful business with a high turnover.\" He made sure his hands were locked behind Ísa's back--just in case she decided to leave him in her dust a fourth time. \"And since I'd be rich, I'd be able to buy houses and other nice things for my family.\" Ísa frowned. \"I don't think your family expects that.\" \"They don't exactly need my largess either,\" Sailor muttered. \"But in my future fantasy, I'm buying everyone fancy cars and houses. Go with it.\" Ísa's lips twitched. \"Okay, big spender. What else is fantasy Sailor doing?\" \"He's building a ginormous mansion. Swimming pool, tennis court, the works.\" \"Is he hiring a buff personal masseuse named Sven?\" \"Hell no.\" He glared at her. \"The masseuse is a fifty-year-old forner bodybuilder named Helga. Now, can I carry on?\" Pretending to zip up her lips and throw away the key, Ísa made a \"go on\" motion. \"Future Sailor is also creating a huge walk-in closet for you and filling it with designer shoes and clothes. He's giving you everything your heart desires.\" A flicker of darkness in Ísa's gaze, but she didn't interrupt... though her hands went still on his shoulders. \"And there's a tricked-out nursery too,\" he added. \"Plus a private playground for our rug rats.\" Throat moving, Ísa said, \"How many?\" It was a husky question. \"Seven, I think.\" \"Very funny, mister.\" \"I'm not done.\" Sailor was the one who swallowed this time. \"And in this fantasy house, future Sailor walks in late for dinner again because of a board meeting, and he has a gorgeous, sexy, brilliant wife and adorable children. But his redhead doesn't look at him the same anymore. And it doesn't matter how many shoes he buys her or how many necklaces he gives her, she's never again going to look at him the way she did before he stomped on her heart. Ísa's lower lip began to quiver, but she didn't speak. \"I'm so sorry, baby.\" Sailor cupped her face, made sure she saw the sheer terror he felt at the thought of losing her. \"I've been so tied to this idea of becoming a grand success that I forgot what it was all about in the first place-- being there for the people I love. Sticking through the good and the bad. Never abandoning them.\" Silent tears rolled own Ísa's face. \"But that great plan of mine?\" he said, determined not to give himself any easy outs. \"It'd have mean abandoning everyone . How can I be there for anyone when all I do is work? When I shove aside all other commitments? When the people I love hesitate to ask for my time because I'm too tired and too busy?\" Using his thumbs, he rubbed away her tears. More splashed onto the backs of his hands, her hurt as hot as acid. \"Spitfire, please,\" he begged, breaking. \"I'll let you punch me as many times as you want if you stop crying. With a big red glove. And you can post photos online.\" Ísa pressed her lips together, blinked rapidly several times. And pretended to punch him with one fist, the touch a butterfly kiss. Catching her hand, he pressed his lips to it. \"That's more like my Ísa.\" He wrapped his arms around her again. And then he told her the most important thing. \"I realized that I could become a multimillionaire, but it would mean nothing if my redhead didn't look at me the way she does now, if she expected to have to take care of everything alone like she's always done--because her man was a selfish bastard who was never there.\" Ísa rubbed her nose against his. \"You're being very hard on future Sailor,\" she whispered, her voice gone throaty. \"That dumbass deserves it,\" Sailor growled. \"He was going to put his desire to be a big man above his amazing, smart, loving redhead.”",
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                        "text": "“I tried to bunked classes, I skipped lectures, I cheated in exams, I lied to my teachers and some stuff were taken for granted when I was a student before. I am not proud about it. Of course, I learned from that experience. I learned that everyone has a chance to change. It doesn't mean that if I am dumbass before and you call me the same thing now. Because now, I work hard, play the game well and strive for excellence. This is me now, a guy with a strong grit in my heart.”",
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                        "text": "My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.",
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