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title: "19 Dumb Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow"
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> [One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn't thought of dessert.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/one-evening-when-i-had-my-wood-burning-stove-going-i-realized-i-hadn/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my favorites.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/one-cold-wintry-day-in-london-i-was-dreaming-about-salad-nicoise-one/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-would-rather-die-than-let-my-kid-eat-cup-a-soup/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/my-one-light-american-spirit-that-i-smoke-once-a-week-on-saturday/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [ \[Moses\] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/moses-is-obsessed-with-hip-hop-and-wanted-a-gold-chain-like-his-uncle/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [Sometimes Harvey Weinstein will let me use the Miramax jet if I'm opening a supermarket for him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/sometimes-harvey-weinstein-will-let-me-use-the-miramax-jet-if-i-m/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/every-time-i-have-a-bikini-wax-cameron-diaz-holds-me-down/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/one-year-i-was-given-a-birthday-present-i-ll-never-forget-a-cooking/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-had-my-first-bowl-of-gazpacho-when-i-was-fifteen-in-spain-and-the/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-really-don-t-like-drunk-women-i-think-it-is-such-a-bad-look-i-think/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-first-had-a-version-of-this-at-a-japanese-monastery-during-a-silent/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-would-be-scared-to-go-under-the-knife-but-you-know-talk-to-me-when-2/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I think that women, especially women in my job, come to me because they know I'm very loving and nonjudgmental and I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-think-that-women-especially-women-in-my-job-come-to-me-because-they/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [When I was twenty-one, a friend gave me a book called Diet for a New America by John Robbins, which exposed the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/when-i-was-twenty-one-a-friend-gave-me-a-book-called-diet-for-a-new/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I'm just a normal mother with the same struggles as any other mother who's trying to do everything at once and trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-m-just-a-normal-mother-with-the-same-struggles-as-any-other-mother/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [It's so much easier to sit home and not exercise and criticize other people. What I love is inspiring people. People come…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/it-s-so-much-easier-to-sit-home-and-not-exercise-and-criticize-other/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [I don't hold on to fear as much as I used to, because I've learned a lot about genuinely not caring what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-don-t-hold-on-to-fear-as-much-as-i-used-to-because-i-ve-learned-a/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [There's a portion of the movie where something bad happens to me, and I lose my clothes along the way, so essentially…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/there-s-a-portion-of-the-movie-where-something-bad-happens-to-me-and/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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> [Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I'm so tired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/some-days-i-feel-like-everyone-in-my-world-has-plugged-themselves-2/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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## Other authors on Dumb

## More by Gwyneth Paltrow

> [I think my days of trying outrageous things are over. I'm not looking for trends, I just want to be the best version of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-think-my-days-of-trying-outrageous-things-are-over-i-m-not-looking/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [I was having such a hard time when I made Sylvia. I gave everything I had for that role. It's one or two or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-was-having-such-a-hard-time-when-i-made-sylvia-i-gave-everything-i/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [I'm not great about putting on make-up, I look like a wreck half the time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-m-not-great-about-putting-on-make-up-i-look-like-a-wreck-half-the/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [Cameron Diaz is probably my biggest beauty mentor of my friends. She knows how to do her own hair and makeup; she's really good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/cameron-diaz-is-probably-my-biggest-beauty-mentor-of-my-friends-she/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [I'm never going again on Met Gala. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-m-never-going-again-on-met-gala-it-was-so-un-fun-it-was-boiling-it/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [The Jewish part of me is superstitious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/the-jewish-part-of-me-is-superstitious/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [People think, "She's just a rich kid." Until I was 18, I was. Then I was broke. I've never taken a dime off my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/people-think-she-s-just-a-rich-kid-until-i-was-18-i-was-then-i-was/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [I think part of a beauty routine is how you feel and checking in with your inner self, and so I made that commitment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-think-part-of-a-beauty-routine-is-how-you-feel-and-checking-in-with/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [Women were real box office stars in the '40s, more so than men. People loved to see women's films. I think it was better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/women-were-real-box-office-stars-in-the-40s-more-so-than-men-people/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [Spain is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/spain-is-so-different-from-the-united-states-it-seemed-to-have-a/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [Doubt, not self-reflection, comes from a destructive energy, and when it rears its head, I talk to it like a lunatic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/doubt-not-self-reflection-comes-from-a-destructive-energy-and-when-it/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [When I turned 40 I thought, 'I have to really make sure I have time to myself,' because it's very overwhelming to be taking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/when-i-turned-40-i-thought-i-have-to-really-make-sure-i-have-time-to/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [I like my friends here in London. They're intelligent and not looking over my shoulder at dinner to see if there's anyone better walking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-like-my-friends-here-in-london-they-re-intelligent-and-not-looking/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [You're not learning anything unless you're having the difficult conversations,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/you-re-not-learning-anything-unless-you-re-having-the-difficult/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

> [I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it's not like being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwyneth-paltrow/i-think-to-have-a-regular-job-and-be-a-mom-is-not-as-of-course-there/)

[Gwyneth Paltrow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwyneth-paltrow/)

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