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title: "61 Dumb liberal Quotes by 40 authors"
description: "Browse 61 Dumb liberal quotes by 40 authors. Discover the best Dumb liberal sayings and thoughts."
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> [Get the hell out of Palestine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helen-thomas/get-the-hell-out-of-palestine/)

[Helen Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helen-thomas/)

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> [This is a big f...ing deal!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-biden/this-is-a-big-f-ing-deal/)

[Joe Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-biden/)

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> [What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mccain/what-i-don-t-know-is-what-the-unexpected-might-be/)

[John McCain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mccain/)

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> [I think religion is a neurological disorder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/i-think-religion-is-a-neurological-disorder/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barack-obama/ten-thousand-people-died-an-entire-town-destroyed/)

[Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barack-obama/)

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> [...light-skinned," and with "no negro dialect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-reid/light-skinned-and-with-no-negro-dialect/)

[Harry Reid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-reid/)

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> [I think I was unprepared for war.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/i-think-i-was-unprepared-for-war/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barack-obama/i-ve-now-been-in-57-states-i-think-one-left-to-go/)

[Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barack-obama/)

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> [I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/i-ll-be-long-gone-before-some-smart-person-ever-figures-out-what-2/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-hope-his-kidneys-fail-how-about-that-he-needs-a-waterboarding-that/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

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> [Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/fool-me-once-shame-on-shame-on-you-fool-me-you-can-t-get-fooled-again/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/the-only-way-to-reduce-the-number-of-nuclear-weapons-is-to-use-them/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-dodd/eight-more-days-and-i-can-start-telling-the-truth-again/)

[Christopher Dodd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-dodd/)

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> [I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/i-couldn-t-imagine-somebody-like-osama-bin-laden-understanding-the/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/howard-dean/we-know-that-no-one-person-can-succeed-unless-everybody-else-succeeds/)

[Howard Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/howard-dean/)

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> [This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-reid/this-war-is-lost-and-the-surge-is-not-accomplishing-anything/)

[Harry Reid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-reid/)

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> [In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barack-obama/in-case-you-missed-it-this-week-there-was-a-tragedy-in-kansas-ten-2/)

[Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barack-obama/)

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> [Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michele-bachmann/carbon-dioxide-is-portrayed-as-harmful-but-there-isn-t-even-one-study/)

[Michele Bachmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michele-bachmann/)

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> [I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-conyers/i-love-these-members-they-get-up-and-say-read-the-bill-what-good-is/)

[John Conyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-conyers/)

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> [The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-biden/the-number-one-job-facing-the-middle-class-and-it-happens-to-be-as/)

[Joe Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-biden/)

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> [His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-biden/his-mom-lived-in-long-island-for-ten-years-or-so-god-rest-her-soul/)

[Joe Biden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-biden/)

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> [If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-rangel/if-a-young-fella-has-an-option-of-having-a-decent-career-or-joining/)

[Charles Rangel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-rangel/)

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> [ He \[Tinky Winky\] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-falwell/he-tinky-winky-is-purple-the-gay-pride-color-and-his-antenna-is/)

[Jerry Falwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-falwell/)

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> [I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/antonin-scalia/i-even-accept-for-the-sake-of-argument-that-sexual-orgies-eliminate/)

[Antonin Scalia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/antonin-scalia/)

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> [I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michele-bachmann/i-find-it-interesting-that-it-was-back-in-the-1970s-that-the-swine/)

[Michele Bachmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michele-bachmann/)

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> [The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-grayson/the-republican-health-care-plan-don-t-get-sick-the-republicans-have-a/)

[Alan Grayson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-grayson/)

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> [We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-waxman/we-re-seeing-the-reality-of-a-lot-of-the-north-pole-starting-to/)

[Henry Waxman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-waxman/)

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> [I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wanda-sykes/i-think-maybe-rush-limbaugh-was-the-20th-hijacker-but-he-was-just-so/)

[Wanda Sykes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wanda-sykes/)

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> [My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-bauer/my-grandmother-was-not-a-highly-educated-woman-but-she-told-me-as-a/)

Andre Bauer

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> [The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dingell/the-harsh-fact-of-the-matter-is-when-you-re-passing-legislation-that/)

[John Dingell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dingell/)

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> [I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheryl-crow/i-propose-a-limitation-be-put-on-how-many-sqares-of-toilet-paper-can/)

[Sheryl Crow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheryl-crow/)

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> [Know what you are talking about.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pope-john-paul-ii/know-what-you-are-talking-about/)

[Pope John Paul II](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pope-john-paul-ii/)

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> [Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joy-behar/isn-t-it-a-little-racist-to-call-it-black-friday/)

[Joy Behar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joy-behar/)

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> [It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-j-clinton/it-depends-upon-what-the-meaning-of-the-word-is-is/)

[William J. Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-j-clinton/)

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> [I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheryl-crow/i-propose-a-limitation-be-put-on-how-many-squares-of-toilet-paper-can/)

[Sheryl Crow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheryl-crow/)

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> [My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-johnson/my-fear-is-that-the-whole-island-will-become-so-overly-populated-that/)

[Hank Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-johnson/)

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> [Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/virginia-foxx/fool-me-once-shame-on-you-fool-me-twice-shame-on-you/)

[Virginia Foxx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/virginia-foxx/)

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> [If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-grayson/if-you-get-sick-america-the-republican-health-care-plan-is-this-die/)

[Alan Grayson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-grayson/)

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> [If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marion-barry/if-you-take-out-the-killings-washington-actually-has-a-very-low-crime/)

[Marion Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marion-barry/)

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> [Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/exercise-freaks-are-the-ones-putting-stress-on-the-health-care-system/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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