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> [“He reminded himself that when he got out of this mess he would make a point of slapping the shit out of his dumb ass wife.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/he-reminded-himself-that-when-he-got-out-of-this-mess-he-would-make-a/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

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## More by Ryan Seek

> [“Denny watched the monster tear it off at the elbow, gun still clutched firmly in his palm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/denny-watched-the-monster-tear-it-off-at-the-elbow-gun-still-clutched/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

> [“The combination of long-expired beef jerky and ten cans of Coors were likely responsible for the upheaval in his bowels.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/the-combination-of-long-expired-beef-jerky-and-ten-cans-of-coors-were/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

> [“His bowels threatened to loosen as the grizzly that moments ago had been playfully bathing was now seething.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/his-bowels-threatened-to-loosen-as-the-grizzly-that-moments-ago-had/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

> [“Denny was not so lucky. The bear’s teeth had clamped down on the side of his head, tearing his scalp and ripping his left…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/denny-was-not-so-lucky-the-bear-s-teeth-had-clamped-down-on-the-side/)

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> [“She felt bones in her cheek shatter with the impact.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/she-felt-bones-in-her-cheek-shatter-with-the-impact/)

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> [“Roland made a mental note to wash the boy’s mouth with Irish Spring when they got back home to Ohio.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/roland-made-a-mental-note-to-wash-the-boy-s-mouth-with-irish-spring/)

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> [“His gun was gone, not to mention his arm.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/his-gun-was-gone-not-to-mention-his-arm/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

> [“There are NO FENCES in this park, so your vehicle is your protection from the animals.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/there-are-no-fences-in-this-park-so-your-vehicle-is-your-protection/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

> [“Hey!” he yelled at the bear. “Hey you dumb stupid bastard! Why don’t you come suck on my dick!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/hey-he-yelled-at-the-bear-hey-you-dumb-stupid-bastard-why-don-t-you/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

> [“Shuddap, Woman. I’m trying to think!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/shuddap-woman-i-m-trying-to-think/)

[Ryan Seek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ryan-seek/)

> [“How can this be happening to me? Cowboy Denny Holliday, destroyed by a bear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/how-can-this-be-happening-to-me-cowboy-denny-holliday-destroyed-by-a/)

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> [“He reminded himself that when he got out of this mess he would make a point of slapping the shit out of his dumb…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ryan-seek/he-reminded-himself-that-when-he-got-out-of-this-mess-he-would-make-a/)

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